Did someone say, OIL (very loud freedom intensifies)🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Once you get a high lvl Basilo:

Cnidaria=jelly beans

Manta=snack

Megalodon=dessert

Plesiosaur=main course

Mosasaur=feast

All very tasty

How to tame basilo step one find basilo step two run away from fishes step three feed step four run from more fishes step five feed step six run from EVEN MORE FISHES step seven get the 85000 mantas off it step eight feed step nine RUN FROM MORE FISHES 🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟step ten enjoy your basilo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just shoot it and watch thirty manga rays suicide themselves by beaching themselves.

Anyone here played Subnautica before?

Well

WARNING: CRUSH DEPTH REACHED. ASCEND BEFORE INSANE AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE KILLS YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN SURVIVE DOWN THERE WITHOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR AN OXYGEN TANK AND FLIPPERS. OH, DON’T FORGET YOUR PUNY HUMAN BODY

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He is fat

The fish looks like a gentleman sausage 🍆

The dex lied! It can't fit though a regular dinosaur gate! STAY WOKE!!!!

Tip, put your meat in its mouth- wait no not like that-

I FINALLY GOT THE SEA SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!

Fun fact: basilos produce 20 oil so you don’t need to go underwater while being chased by an alpha megalodon 💀

Player: Too bad we don’t have easier ways to get oil

Basilosaurus: Hold my beer

A feminist in it's national habitat, watch as /r/dankmemes subs fallow it for scraps to make a good meme and get updoots

Its a sea saussage! (dododex wants me to write more so this is here)

This creature is a very poorly made Chinese bootleg mosasaur action figure.

Hey. They added a horn to the equus and called it a unicorn. Why can’t we add one and call it a narwhal.

Your freindly neighbourhood sausage

This animal has more friends than me

If you harvest it’s meat

You will freaking sink

If you freaking sink

You will be freaking swarmed

If you get freaking swarmed

It’s 100% mantas and Ichthyosaurus and megalodons

If it’s an Ichthyosaurus

You can’t hit mantas or megalodons

If you can’t hit mantas or megalodons

You die

If you die

You lose your stuff

If you lose your stuff

You are a noob

If you are a noob

You will get raided/bullied/harassed

If you get these

You will rage quit

If you rage quit

You will smash your iPad

If you don’t have an iPad

You will commit suicide

If you commit suicide

You will die.

So don’t harvest basilosaurus meat.

Imagine what will happen when America finds out they drop oil