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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilosaurus? Funny basilosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
One time i was riding around the ocean with my 7 megaladons and i see a baslio, so i whistle my 6 other sharks to go get it and it looks like they are having a hard time. SO I GO OVERTHERE AND THE SWARM OF MANTAS KILLED ALL 7 SHARKS AND ME!!!!
R.I.P. George, george 2.0, George 3.0, George 4.0, George 5.0, Georgey, And George Washington
If you harvest it’s meat
You will freaking sink
If you freaking sink
You will be freaking swarmed
If you get freaking swarmed
It’s 100% mantas and Ichthyosaurus and megalodons
If it’s an Ichthyosaurus
You can’t hit mantas or megalodons
If you can’t hit mantas or megalodons
You die
If you die
You lose your stuff
If you lose your stuff
You are a noob
If you are a noob
You will get raided/bullied/harassed
If you get these
You will rage quit
If you rage quit
You will smash your iPad
If you don’t have an iPad
You will commit suicide
If you commit suicide
You will die.
So don’t harvest basilosaurus meat.