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What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.
So when I finally tamed one and put a saddle on it, it suddenly became ravenous and ate constantly for like 5 minutes? And I cannot for the life of me figure out how to get out of the fighter jet mode. Super strong and fast and cool but will have to wait until I figure it out. I can't stand the sound of it eating anymore 🤣
EVERYONE THIS IS BEANZLES SPEAKING. WHOEVER UP MEANS THAT 1 MORE PERSON WILL JOIN ME TO FIGHT WITH LAVA. LAVA ISULTED ME, MY OPINION, MY AGE AND SAID DORA WAS TOO MATURE FOR ME. SO, ILL POST THIS ON OTHER GROUPS SO IF YOU FIND ONE, LIKE. IF YOU DO WE CAN BEAT LAVA IN THIS WAR!
Ark devs when they made the tek saddle
Dev 1: ok got a new idea for the space dolphin
Dev 2:ok what is it
Dev1:a tek saddle for it
Dev2:ok I like it what does it do
Dev1:IT TURNS INTO A STARFIGHTER!
dev2: Isn't that a little intense
Dev1: no
Dev2: fine what does it do
Dev1: ok get this it shoots lasers and drops bombs and has a charge lock on laser shot
Dev2:that's a little much it it not
Dev1: NO SHUT UP and put it in the game
Dev2: geez alright
BREAKING NEWS!
This is your ARK news speaking. Apparently ark has been invaded by giant space orcas! We will go to dodo, with the scene.
Dodo: BAWK SWAK SQAK BAWK BUHHHHHH AUAK UAK
Chat: Dodo (dodo level 2) was yeeted off the map by giant space orca (level 2169)
MORE BREAKING NEWS
THE ORCAS CAN GO OVER LEVEL 1,000! THEY ARE HEADED TO THE CORE WHICH THEY WILL EXPLODE SO THAT WAY THEY CAN EAT THE ENERGY AND GROW INTO GIANT SPACE WHALES! Welp, that's it for now, folks! See you when God dies!