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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Ark devs when they made the tek saddle Dev 1: ok got a new idea for the…
Ark devs when they made the tek saddle
Dev 1: ok got a new idea for the space dolphin
Dev 2:ok what is it
Dev1:a tek saddle for it
Dev2:ok I like it what does it do
Dev1:IT TURNS INTO A STARFIGHTER!
dev2: Isn't that a little intense
Dev1: no
Dev2: fine what does it do
Dev1: ok get this it shoots lasers and drops bombs and has a charge lock on laser shot
Dev2:that's a little much it it not
Dev1: NO SHUT UP and put it in the game
Dev2: geez alright
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Backstory:
Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.
Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,
“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”
Devs: *clap*
I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought “oh how sweet it looks like it’s playing!” I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was “awww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!” It did a little damage but once I interacted with the “pet” option it went away.