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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.
"So long and thanks for all the fish!"
- Earth dolphins before becoming Astrodelphis
Not to be confused with astrocetus
Best transportation mount in game, It flys faster than a ship from starwars, swims faster than any ark creature in the game, has tek cannons and weapons all over it to, I shall say no more
Breaking news:
Astrocetus gets copied by a weird space squid
Astrocetus gets copied by a cleetus
Behold the lapis lazuli dolphin!!!!! *devs clap*
Hacker: I WILL TAKE OVER DIS SERVER WITH MY LVL 3 BILLION REXES
Me: *pulls up in space dolphin*
Hacker:๐ซ ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ซ
Just a beluga whale from outer space
Okay my sister asked my mom what are they are called and I said there called SPACE WHALES!!!! ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐
Hey guys I just now realized this is no dolphin ๐ฌ itโs a baby sperm whale that lives in space.
Player:oh a dolphin very cute not that much
Astro:you call me not that cute!? Well Call me cute when i break your spinal cord!
*Jotaro entered the chat*
Yes, JoJo reference is always sudden.
One time my little sister asked are they baby whales๐๐น๐น๐น
Bailey! How did you get out of finding dory!
Imagine seeing a giant space dolphin chasing you in the middle of nowhere
Funny dolphin go wheeeeeeeeeeee
Dude i swear these things make me feel like im driving a star fighter๐ญ
Astrodelfis Iโm the first dolphin in ark!
Inchornes am I a joke to you?
Jegdjshsjxhdhdjfgfjfjeiwkw speed points go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mutant beluga in the regions of space heโs a whale full of toxic waste , space above and Earth below heโs just mutant whale on the go
Dev1:Alright new idea Dev2: Umm Ummm A Beuga Whale On Drugs Lead Dev: What Is Going On Here