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What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Not to be confused with astrocetus
Best transportation mount in game, It flys faster than a ship from starwars, swims faster than any ark creature in the game, has tek cannons and weapons all over it to, I shall say no more
Breaking news:
Astrocetus gets copied by a weird space squid
Astrocetus gets copied by a cleetus
Hacker: I WILL TAKE OVER DIS SERVER WITH MY LVL 3 BILLION REXES
Me: *pulls up in space dolphin*
Hacker:๐ซ ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ซ
Behold the lapis lazuli dolphin!!!!! *devs clap*
Okay my sister asked my mom what are they are called and I said there called SPACE WHALES!!!! ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ณ ๐
Just a beluga whale from outer space
Hey guys I just now realized this is no dolphin ๐ฌ itโs a baby sperm whale that lives in space.
One time my little sister asked are they baby whales๐๐น๐น๐น
Player:oh a dolphin very cute not that much
Astro:you call me not that cute!? Well Call me cute when i break your spinal cord!
*Jotaro entered the chat*
Yes, JoJo reference is always sudden.
Mind-Stupid.
Me-no it is not it is cute.
Dude i swear these things make me feel like im driving a star fighter๐ญ
Bailey! How did you get out of finding dory!
Imagine seeing a giant space dolphin chasing you in the middle of nowhere
Astrodelfis Iโm the first dolphin in ark!
Inchornes am I a joke to you?
Jegdjshsjxhdhdjfgfjfjeiwkw speed points go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
This should be on extinction don't you think?
A dolphin jumps so high it lands in space and eat element turning it into this MUTATION!
Dev1:Alright new idea Dev2: Umm Ummm A Beuga Whale On Drugs Lead Dev: What Is Going On Here