Miami Dolphins 2022 Offense: We are speed….we are speed…

Astrodelphis: Hold my beer.

Music plays.

Me. Wut

The dolphin. RRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Not to be confused with astrocetus

Astrodelfis I’m the first dolphin in ark!

Inchornes am I a joke to you?

Hey guys I just now realized this is no dolphin 🐬 it’s a baby sperm whale that lives in space.

Bailey! How did you get out of finding dory!

Breaking news:

Astrocetus gets copied by a weird space squid

Astrocetus gets copied by a cleetus

🎶So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad it had to come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear…🎶

Tina originals 🤣🤣 movie references are sometime the best

DESSTINIEEEEEEEEE!!!

ddoooOOOOOOrrrrrryyyyyyy?

“I told you she could speak whale.”

🐟

Am I weird or does this look like the pokémon from alpha sapphire? 1like = yes. None = no.

*Jotaro entered the chat*

Yes, JoJo reference is always sudden.

big beluga whale go brrrrrrrrrrr

Hello gigas everywhere send in the Air Force I repeat send in the Air Force

THEY CAN GO INTO WATER, JETS, EVERYTHING WORKS UNDER THERE

It's a x wing now it will kill you and yeah your died it's laughing at you fun

BREAKING NEWS!

This is your ARK news speaking. Apparently ark has been invaded by giant space orcas! We will go to dodo, with the scene.

Dodo: BAWK SWAK SQAK BAWK BUHHHHHH AUAK UAK

Chat: Dodo (dodo level 2) was yeeted off the map by giant space orca (level 2169)

MORE BREAKING NEWS

THE ORCAS CAN GO OVER LEVEL 1,000! THEY ARE HEADED TO THE CORE WHICH THEY WILL EXPLODE SO THAT WAY THEY CAN EAT THE ENERGY AND GROW INTO GIANT SPACE WHALES! Welp, that's it for now, folks! See you when God dies!

Ark devs when they made the tek saddle

Dev 1: ok got a new idea for the space dolphin

Dev 2:ok what is it

Dev1:a tek saddle for it

Dev2:ok I like it what does it do

Dev1:IT TURNS INTO A STARFIGHTER!

dev2: Isn't that a little intense

Dev1: no

Dev2: fine what does it do

Dev1: ok get this it shoots lasers and drops bombs and has a charge lock on laser shot

Dev2:that's a little much it it not

Dev1: NO SHUT UP and put it in the game

Dev2: geez alright

So if you have not had this dam thing then your crazy they are hard to control also if you get off of this thing it starts to fly away.💔. So what I did was made a rock kinda and he can't fly away now😑

ITS A FLYING WHALE.

Imagine seeing a giant space dolphin chasing you in the middle of nowhere