This is your ARK news speaking. Apparently ark has been invaded by giant space orcas! We will go to dodo, with the scene.
Dodo: BAWK SWAK SQAK BAWK BUHHHHHH AUAK UAK
Chat: Dodo (dodo level 2) was yeeted off the map by giant space orca (level 2169)
MORE BREAKING NEWS
THE ORCAS CAN GO OVER LEVEL 1,000! THEY ARE HEADED TO THE CORE WHICH THEY WILL EXPLODE SO THAT WAY THEY CAN EAT THE ENERGY AND GROW INTO GIANT SPACE WHALES! Welp, that's it for now, folks! See you when God dies!