Can’t wait for the Astrocoelacanthus 🐠

🎵 We’re goin on a trip

In our favorite rocket ship

Soaring threw the skies

My space dolphin just died🎵

Dev meting:

Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2

Dev 2: a flying

Dev 1: we already have that

Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin

Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature

Backstory:

Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.

Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,

“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”

Devs: *clap*

BREAKING NEWS:

Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into

spiraling depression

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ថត៧្ថ៤ងហកដ

I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought “oh how sweet it looks like it’s playing!” I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was “awww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!” It did a little damage but once I interacted with the “pet” option it went away.

We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. What’s next, Cthulhu?

I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!

You: aw a cute dolphins

Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*

Next thing you know there’s gonna be a Rockwell Astrodesfes boss. I mean it literally eats and digests element.

Random joke: why are smurfs always in pain

Answer: because they have blue balls.

Mutant beluga in the regions of space he’s a whale full of toxic waste , space above and Earth below he’s just mutant whale on the go

Yep Wildcard loves These Astro creatures. I Love them to.

Your going to want to die by the end of it....

Person who said they are Rockwell's spores, they are not,

They are an extraterrestrial superficially mammal like exostellar life form originating either in deep space or possibly on a "rogue" planet cast from it's solar system by massive gravitational forces.

Or, if you want the short version, they are big space beluga whales who came from another world

First we got a glorified bomb-dropping turret gunner now we got fighter jets. just please dont use any battlefield jet memes or something

Whales 🐋 dolphins 🐬 and maybe soon fish...🐠

BRO WHY WOULD ROCKWELL EXPERIMENT ON WINTER, THE POOR DOLPHIN DOESNT HAVE A TALE!!!!

Music plays.

Me. Wut

The dolphin. RRREEEEEEEEEEEE