Backstory:

Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.

Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,

“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”

Devs: *clap*

🎵 We’re goin on a trip

In our favorite rocket ship

Soaring threw the skies

My space dolphin just died🎵

Can’t wait for the Astrocoelacanthus 🐠

big beluga whale go brrrrrrrrrrr

You: aw a cute dolphins

Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*

EVERYONE THIS IS BEANZLES SPEAKING. WHOEVER UP MEANS THAT 1 MORE PERSON WILL JOIN ME TO FIGHT WITH LAVA. LAVA ISULTED ME, MY OPINION, MY AGE AND SAID DORA WAS TOO MATURE FOR ME. SO, ILL POST THIS ON OTHER GROUPS SO IF YOU FIND ONE, LIKE. IF YOU DO WE CAN BEAT LAVA IN THIS WAR!

Dev meting:

Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2

Dev 2: a flying

Dev 1: we already have that

Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin

Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature

BREAKING NEWS:

Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into

spiraling depression

I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought “oh how sweet it looks like it’s playing!” I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was “awww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!” It did a little damage but once I interacted with the “pet” option it went away.

Your going to want to die by the end of it....

First we got a glorified bomb-dropping turret gunner now we got fighter jets. just please dont use any battlefield jet memes or something

Hey guys I just now realized this is no dolphin 🐬 it’s a baby sperm whale that lives in space.

Whales 🐋 dolphins 🐬 and maybe soon fish...🐠

BREAKING NEWS!

This is your ARK news speaking. Apparently ark has been invaded by giant space orcas! We will go to dodo, with the scene.

Dodo: BAWK SWAK SQAK BAWK BUHHHHHH AUAK UAK

Chat: Dodo (dodo level 2) was yeeted off the map by giant space orca (level 2169)

MORE BREAKING NEWS

THE ORCAS CAN GO OVER LEVEL 1,000! THEY ARE HEADED TO THE CORE WHICH THEY WILL EXPLODE SO THAT WAY THEY CAN EAT THE ENERGY AND GROW INTO GIANT SPACE WHALES! Welp, that's it for now, folks! See you when God dies!

We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. What’s next, Cthulhu?

Music plays.

Me. Wut

The dolphin. RRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Bailey! How did you get out of finding dory!

Yep Wildcard loves These Astro creatures. I Love them to.

Do you think it looks a little like a beluga like I do lol

Do you think it looks a little like a beluga like I do lol