Dude i swear these things make me feel like im driving a star fighter😭

Can’t wait for the Astrocoelacanthus 🐠

🎵 We’re goin on a trip

In our favorite rocket ship

Soaring threw the skies

My space dolphin just died🎵

Dev meting:

Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2

Dev 2: a flying

Dev 1: we already have that

Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin

Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature

Funny dolphin go wheeeeeeeeeeee

BREAKING NEWS:

Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into

spiraling depression

"So long and thanks for all the fish!"

- Earth dolphins before becoming Astrodelphis

Backstory:

Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.

Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,

“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”

Devs: *clap*

I don’t know why but I like petting them because I think their cute. Only me? 😭

We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. What’s next, Cthulhu?

I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought “oh how sweet it looks like it’s playing!” I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was “awww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!” It did a little damage but once I interacted with the “pet” option it went away.

Hacker: I WILL TAKE OVER DIS SERVER WITH MY LVL 3 BILLION REXES

Me: *pulls up in space dolphin*

Hacker:🫠😱🤯😫

I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!

You: aw a cute dolphins

Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*

Just a beluga whale from outer space

Yep Wildcard loves These Astro creatures. I Love them to.

Your going to want to die by the end of it....

Person who said they are Rockwell's spores, they are not,

They are an extraterrestrial superficially mammal like exostellar life form originating either in deep space or possibly on a "rogue" planet cast from it's solar system by massive gravitational forces.

Or, if you want the short version, they are big space beluga whales who came from another world

Jegdjshsjxhdhdjfgfjfjeiwkw speed points go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

First we got a glorified bomb-dropping turret gunner now we got fighter jets. just please dont use any battlefield jet memes or something