SPAAAACE DOOLPHIIIN!!!!! GIDDYAP! IMMA MAKE YOU MA RIDE!

-Last words of space cowboy jon.

Can’t wait for the Astrocoelacanthus 🐠

🎵 We’re goin on a trip

In our favorite rocket ship

Soaring threw the skies

My space dolphin just died🎵

Dev meting:

Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2

Dev 2: a flying

Dev 1: we already have that

Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin

Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature

Backstory:

Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.

Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,

“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”

Devs: *clap*

BREAKING NEWS:

Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into

spiraling depression

You: aw a cute dolphins

Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*

I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought “oh how sweet it looks like it’s playing!” I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was “awww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!” It did a little damage but once I interacted with the “pet” option it went away.

We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. What’s next, Cthulhu?

And to think I thought the Miami dolphins WRs were fast… 🤯

Best transportation mount in game, It flys faster than a ship from starwars, swims faster than any ark creature in the game, has tek cannons and weapons all over it to, I shall say no more

Your going to want to die by the end of it....

Miami Dolphins 2022 Offense: We are speed….we are speed…

Astrodelphis: Hold my beer.

Yep Wildcard loves These Astro creatures. I Love them to.

Behold the lapis lazuli dolphin!!!!! *devs clap*

First we got a glorified bomb-dropping turret gunner now we got fighter jets. just please dont use any battlefield jet memes or something

Whales 🐋 dolphins 🐬 and maybe soon fish...🐠

EVERYONE THIS IS BEANZLES SPEAKING. WHOEVER UP MEANS THAT 1 MORE PERSON WILL JOIN ME TO FIGHT WITH LAVA. LAVA ISULTED ME, MY OPINION, MY AGE AND SAID DORA WAS TOO MATURE FOR ME. SO, ILL POST THIS ON OTHER GROUPS SO IF YOU FIND ONE, LIKE. IF YOU DO WE CAN BEAT LAVA IN THIS WAR!

Person who said they are Rockwell's spores, they are not,

They are an extraterrestrial superficially mammal like exostellar life form originating either in deep space or possibly on a "rogue" planet cast from it's solar system by massive gravitational forces.

Or, if you want the short version, they are big space beluga whales who came from another world

🎶So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad it had to come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear…🎶

Tina originals 🤣🤣 movie references are sometime the best