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What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-31T19:38:50+00:00

Miami Dolphins 2022 Offense: We are speed….we are speed…

Astrodelphis: Hold my beer.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2023-08-19T20:59:50+00:00

BRO WHY WOULD ROCKWELL EXPERIMENT ON WINTER, THE POOR DOLPHIN DOESNT HAVE A TALE!!!!

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-20T17:14:28+00:00

It's a x wing now it will kill you and yeah your died it's laughing at you fun

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-10-04T03:25:32+00:00

Dude it’s got four eyes

A hElpFull TiP sHOuLD IncLude MorE WoRDs

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-06T18:01:26+00:00

Big Glitch it no work so oof hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahhaha

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-09T16:31:33+00:00

"What the hell is this thing? Wildcard explain this!"

-Sun Tzu, Art of war

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2022-04-21T15:24:52+00:00

THEY CAN GO INTO WATER, JETS, EVERYTHING WORKS UNDER THERE

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-01T05:22:08+00:00

Funky Space Dolphin and you can't change my mind.

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-04T04:49:27+00:00

It’s basically superman’s clone superboy

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-09-24T00:57:42+00:00

Random joke: why are smurfs always in pain

Answer: because they have blue balls.

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-20T05:03:16+00:00

Do you think it looks a little like a beluga like I do lol

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-09T00:29:08+00:00

They are incredibly fun and useful in space, but how does one use them on console?

Xbox One: Rt bite, Normal dino controls when out of star fighter. Hold Right stick to activate star fighter mode. Left stick hold left drifts, left stick hold right, drifts. Left stict tap left and right barrel rolls. Right Stick flips and lets you turn quick. Hold rt to track and blast. Rt fires. Hold LT fire grenade, Lt and right stick to do a complete 180. Press A to emp stunning electronic creatures and doing minor damage around you.

PS4 is same as xbox just substiture RT and Lt for L2 and R2 and right and left stick for L3 and R3.

PC: idk

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-08T00:57:50+00:00

It's the true definition of pew pew

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-07-05T20:38:34+00:00

Me: * seeing everybody saying space fibsh* .. but what about space crill for taming the whales? Shrimpys 🦐

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-13T22:41:42+00:00

🎶So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad it had to come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear…🎶

Tina originals 🤣🤣 movie references are sometime the best

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2021-03-19T03:51:03+00:00

Look on the Wikipedia page it looks like my mom

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-01-13T06:53:50+00:00

I spawned in one and can’t ride it?

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2025-05-11T14:33:44+00:00

I need a porpoise mommy no Timmy I’ll show u mom *shows up on this* DiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-31T08:59:56+00:00

my fav dino in game it is a challenge but so worth the troublle if you think that you are cool

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-27T01:53:04+00:00

People keep saying thare are going to add space fish soon. But in Genesis part 1 thare are saber teethsalmonX in space.