Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
EVERYONE THIS IS BEANZLES SPEAKING. WHOEVER UP MEANS THAT 1 MORE PERSON WILL JOIN ME TO FIGHT WITH LAVA. LAVA ISULTED ME, MY OPINION, MY AGE AND SAID DORA WAS TOO MATURE FOR ME. SO, ILL POST THIS ON OTHER GROUPS SO IF YOU FIND ONE, LIKE. IF YOU DO WE CAN BEAT LAVA IN THIS WAR!
More Astrodelphis Funny Tips
I donโt know why but I like petting them because I think their cute. Only me? ๐ญ
Canโt wait for the Astrocoelacanthus ๐
๐ต Weโre goin on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Soaring threw the skies
My space dolphin just died๐ต
Dev meting:
Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2
Dev 2: a flying
Dev 1: we already have that
Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin
Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature
BREAKING NEWS:
Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into
spiraling depression
Backstory:
Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, becauseโฆ chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.
Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking itโs smoothie. And finally found itโs way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,
โYo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new updateโ
Devs: *clap*
We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. Whatโs next, Cthulhu?
I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought โoh how sweet it looks like itโs playing!โ I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was โawww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!โ It did a little damage but once I interacted with the โpetโ option it went away.
I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!
You: aw a cute dolphins
Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*