Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
EVERYONE THIS IS BEANZLES SPEAKING. WHOEVER UP MEANS THAT 1 MORE PERSON WILL JOIN ME TO FIGHT WITH LAVA. LAVA ISULTED ME, MY OPINION, MY AGE AND SAID DORA WAS TOO MATURE FOR ME. SO, ILL POST THIS ON OTHER GROUPS SO IF YOU FIND ONE, LIKE. IF YOU DO WE CAN BEAT LAVA IN THIS WAR!
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Canβt wait for the Astrocoelacanthus π
Buluga not dolphin. Look at the forehead... reminds me of the distortus rex.
π΅ Weβre goin on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Soaring threw the skies
My space dolphin just diedπ΅
Dev meting:
Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2
Dev 2: a flying
Dev 1: we already have that
Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin
Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature
Its soooooooooooooo cute!!!! It will get all the pets it wants!
BREAKING NEWS:
Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into
spiraling depression
We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. Whatβs next, Cthulhu?
Backstory:
Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because⦠chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.
Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking itβs smoothie. And finally found itβs way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,
βYo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new updateβ
Devs: *clap*
I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought βoh how sweet it looks like itβs playing!β I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was βawww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!β It did a little damage but once I interacted with the βpetβ option it went away.
I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!