Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
I wrote the first tip in the actuall helpful section that says it's in genesis part 2, pretty crazy eh?
-SEASNACK
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-SEASNACK
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Dodo Tales (S1 Ep10.5) behind the scenes π€«
Rick wakes up. "Where's Bob- I mean, Jerry"
*CUT*
Rick wakes up. "WHERE'S JERRY!?!?!?! What do you mean that was too loud?"
*CUT*
*Jerry lying on the beach*
"This story is too generic"
"STICK TO THE SCRIPT"
*CUT*
*Rick smashes the rock into that guys head*
"Oh, is that a crystal lands poster? Can I have one?"
"No breaking the fourth wall!"
"Fine...but it is a nice poster..."
*CUT*
"Can I give the giga a hug?"
"NO!"
"Give me a break, I'm supposed to die in this part!"
*CUT*
"HEY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THROW THE FOAM ROCK AT HIS HEAD, NOT A REAL ONE!"
"Oh...sorry"
*CUT*
"Can this be one of those stories where animals can talk?"
"NO!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE TO HIRE AS ACTORS, WHY ELSE?"
"oh"
"But you guys have plenty of money"
"More money on actors means less money for you"
"Oh"
*CUT*
Ow I have a-
*CUT*
*Laughing intensifies*
"get it?"
"If you say cut then you have to hire talking animal actors
*CUT*
"π"
Rick wakes up. "Where's Bob- I mean, Jerry"
*CUT*
Rick wakes up. "WHERE'S JERRY!?!?!?! What do you mean that was too loud?"
*CUT*
*Jerry lying on the beach*
"This story is too generic"
"STICK TO THE SCRIPT"
*CUT*
*Rick smashes the rock into that guys head*
"Oh, is that a crystal lands poster? Can I have one?"
"No breaking the fourth wall!"
"Fine...but it is a nice poster..."
*CUT*
"Can I give the giga a hug?"
"NO!"
"Give me a break, I'm supposed to die in this part!"
*CUT*
"HEY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THROW THE FOAM ROCK AT HIS HEAD, NOT A REAL ONE!"
"Oh...sorry"
*CUT*
"Can this be one of those stories where animals can talk?"
"NO!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE TO HIRE AS ACTORS, WHY ELSE?"
"oh"
"But you guys have plenty of money"
"More money on actors means less money for you"
"Oh"
*CUT*
Ow I have a-
*CUT*
*Laughing intensifies*
"get it?"
"If you say cut then you have to hire talking animal actors
*CUT*
"π"
I hate to be a party pooper, but 20 people canβt all be the first tip.
ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE!!! WE GOT ARK TWO!!!
IT HAS SANDBOX MODE. AND BETTER YET WE ASLO GET A TWO FOR ONE DEAL. WE GOT AN ANIMATED SERIES!!!! AGGGHHHH GET HYPED!!! DAVID TENNANT WAS LEAKED TO VOICE ROCKWELL IN GENESIS AND WILL IN THE SERIES AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!
IT HAS SANDBOX MODE. AND BETTER YET WE ASLO GET A TWO FOR ONE DEAL. WE GOT AN ANIMATED SERIES!!!! AGGGHHHH GET HYPED!!! DAVID TENNANT WAS LEAKED TO VOICE ROCKWELL IN GENESIS AND WILL IN THE SERIES AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Itβs pretty funny how all the fanfictioners started piling tips into the new creatures sections
Swamp Guy
Swamp Guy
Yay! New creatures to mess up the order of my stories!
-Dodo Tales guy
-Dodo Tales guy
I wonder what it looks like probably looks cool
Literally no point adding this creature at the moment...
I think itβs a new type of astrocetus for gen part 2
God damnit! Why do the stupid Wyvern actors have to cost so much?!?! At least we could afford a Dodo actor!
-DTG
-DTG
First we get a space whale and I think I'm in heaven then we get a space dolphin and God does hear my prayers