From what I heard, this a##hole is deadly. forget moby dick, this guy makes it seem like an orca
Astrocetus
The Astrocetus is a giant space whale that has the ability to warp through hyperspace.
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With 0.01 taming, level 9999, and with cooked fish meat, this takes 93 years to tame
I am space whale
I am large
When you attack me
I will charge
I float through space
So very slow
But do beware
My massive blows
My massive saddle
Drops some bombs
The alpha tribe
Is now just gone
My giant mass
Makes me a beast
If you engage me
You’re…
I am space whale
I am large
When you attack me
I will charge
I float through space
So very slow
But do beware
My massive blows
My massive saddle
Drops some bombs
The alpha tribe
Is now just gone
My giant mass
Makes me a beast
If you engage me
You’re deceased
I am space whale
I am cool
My barf is used
As cannon fuel.
-astrocetus song!- like 4 more!
To tame these, you have to learn Whãle from, Dory.
Ahem.
"Ooo Ooo" "OoWaoooo" "Huff. Huff."
"Incomprehensible Whãle Noises"
Then Wåla! It is tamed!
I tamed 6 of them with my tribe leader driving the tek skiff while I was on the canons, we were screaming “CAPTAIN THE CANNONS R READY!” and yelled “FIRE!” and then we were singing sea shanties. XD. BEST. GAME. EVER!
This will Astro-deletus your lunar base!
Ok I'll leave.
Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldn’t move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale…
Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldn’t move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale farted right over him but then he realised that it wasn’t trying to hurt him it was running from a swarm of tek rexs and then he tried speaking Rex and said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar and the rexs darted right past him but then he noticed that them to weren’t trying to hurt anybody they were running as well and this time from a buck of tek gigas and again he said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar but then then to weren’t hurting anything they were running from a dodo and at this point little ol zapper knew he wasn’t gonna make it
IZ THIS A WALE THats not who you spell whale
Astrocetus: *exists*
Leed: Am I a joke to you?
Mosa: NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES
Megalodon: Hold my beer.
Angler: What we talkin about?
Piranha: Now now, settle down...
Trilobite: ...
Finally Comrades! The day has come our Lord and Savor, The highest Space Whale has awakened! The prophecy was true and now the Majestic Space Whale will lead us to victory against the Troodon Nation!
Leed and Mosa comparing sizes...
Astrocetus: Hold my red bull...