Dad: Hey kids, we are going whale watching! Kid 1: YAY I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS Kid 2: ummmmmmmmm........... I read in school that th- Dad: come on we don’t want to be late! *on a boat* Dad: look! There’s one! Oh wait... um kid 2 what were u saying? Kid 2: that they are killers. *seconds later* kids: u dint tell us we were going in a whale bellie!
I tamed 6 of them with my tribe leader driving the tek skiff while I was on the canons, we were screaming “CAPTAIN THE CANNONS R READY!” and yelled “FIRE!” and then we were singing sea shanties. XD. BEST. GAME. EVER!
Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldn’t move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale farted right over him but then he realised that it wasn’t trying to hurt him it was running from a swarm of tek rexs and then he tried speaking Rex and said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar and the rexs darted right past him but then he noticed that them to weren’t trying to hurt anybody they were running as well and this time from a buck of tek gigas and again he said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar but then then to weren’t hurting anything they were running from a dodo and at this point little ol zapper knew he wasn’t gonna make it
Apparently you need to shoot it down with military-graded weaponry in order to tame.....I feel like this is gonna encourage A LOT of ppl To pull out rocket launchers whenever they go whale watching and see thar she blows leap out of the water...