Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldn’t move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale farted right over him but then he realised that it wasn’t trying to hurt him it was running from a swarm of tek rexs and then he tried speaking Rex and said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar and the rexs darted right past him but then he noticed that them to weren’t trying to hurt anybody they were running as well and this time from a buck of tek gigas and again he said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar but then then to weren’t hurting anything they were running from a dodo and at this point little ol zapper knew he wasn’t gonna make it
More Astrocetus Funny Tips
I am space whale
I am large
When you attack me
I will charge
I float through space
So very slow
But do beware
My massive blows
My massive saddle
Drops some bombs
The alpha tribe
Is now just gone
My giant mass
Makes me a beast
If you engage me
You’re deceased
I am space whale
I am cool
My barf is used
As cannon fuel.
-astrocetus song!- like 4 more!