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I am space whale

I am large

When you attack me

I will charge

I float through space

So very slow

But do beware

My massive blows

My massive saddle

Drops some bombs

The alpha tribe

Is now just gone

My giant mass

Makes me a beast

If you engage me

You’re deceased

I am space whale

I am cool

My barf is used

As cannon fuel.

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