With 0.01 taming, level 9999, and with cooked fish meat, this takes 93 years to tame

I tamed 6 of them with my tribe leader driving the tek skiff while I was on the canons, we were screaming “CAPTAIN THE CANNONS R READY!” and yelled “FIRE!” and then we were singing sea shanties. XD. BEST. GAME. EVER!

This will Astro-deletus your lunar base!


Ok I'll leave.

Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldn’t move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale farted right over him but then he realised that it wasn’t trying to hurt him it was running from a swarm of tek rexs and then he tried speaking Rex and said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar and the rexs darted right past him but then he noticed that them to weren’t trying to hurt anybody they were running as well and this time from a buck of tek gigas and again he said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar but then then to weren’t hurting anything they were running from a dodo and at this point little ol zapper knew he wasn’t gonna make it

Yo there I was walking round the space biome on my tek skiff with like 3 of my team members and one was like yo look what a cute whale and I was like yeah that’s cute and out of the sudden it comes for our lives and kills us all

Astrocetus: *exists*

Leed: Am I a joke to you?

Mosa: NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES

Megalodon: Hold my beer.

Angler: What we talkin about?

Piranha: Now now, settle down...

Trilobite: ...

This is what would’ve happened if the empire weaponized those space whales in Rebels

Many players tell of a giant space whale, so big that it blocks out the sun itself. No man has seen it without being overpowered by its immense power and size.
It’s name?
Your mom.

Leed and Mosa comparing sizes...

Astrocetus: Hold my red bull...