Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

IS GOD BOISSSS LV 99999999999999
More Astrocetus Funny Tips
With 0.01 taming, level 9999, and with cooked fish meat, this takes 93 years to tame
I am space whale
I am large
When you attack me
I will charge
I float through space
So very slow
But do beware
My massive blows
My massive saddle
Drops some bombs
The alpha tribe
Is now just gone
My giant mass
Makes me a beast
If you engage me
Youโre deceased
I am space whale
I am cool
My barf is used
As cannon fuel.
-astrocetus song!- like 4 more!
I tamed 6 of them with my tribe leader driving the tek skiff while I was on the canons, we were screaming โCAPTAIN THE CANNONS R READY!โ and yelled โFIRE!โ and then we were singing sea shanties. XD. BEST. GAME. EVER!
This will Astro-deletus your lunar base!
Ok I'll leave.
Weโre gonna need a bigger hover skiff
It's a flying guppie ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldnโt move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale farted right over him but then he realised that it wasnโt trying to hurt him it was running from a swarm of tek rexs and then he tried speaking Rex and said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar and the rexs darted right past him but then he noticed that them to werenโt trying to hurt anybody they were running as well and this time from a buck of tek gigas and again he said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar but then then to werenโt hurting anything they were running from a dodo and at this point little ol zapper knew he wasnโt gonna make it
Me:Hmmm a flying fish
Space whale:are you afending meh
Me:No?
Whale oh ok Iโm just gonna fan myself
Me:k.
Again me:gets smacked by whales tail and dies
Finally Comrades! The day has come our Lord and Savor, The highest Space Whale has awakened! The prophecy was true and now the Majestic Space Whale will lead us to victory against the Troodon Nation!
Finally Comrades! The day has come our Lord and Savor, The highest Space Whale has awakened! The prophecy was true and now the Majestic Space Whale will lead us to victory against the Troodon Nation!