Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
He very large it’s as if you took a tadpole from a lake and buffed it as much as buff my taming speed
More Astrocetus Funny Tips
With 0.01 taming, level 9999, and with cooked fish meat, this takes 93 years to tame
I dont know if any one else said this but they can swim in the water but they're not the best swimmers.
I tamed 6 of them with my tribe leader driving the tek skiff while I was on the canons, we were screaming “CAPTAIN THE CANNONS R READY!” and yelled “FIRE!” and then we were singing sea shanties. XD. BEST. GAME. EVER!
Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldn’t move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale farted right over him but then he realised that it wasn’t trying to hurt him it was running from a swarm of tek rexs and then he tried speaking Rex and said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar and the rexs darted right past him but then he noticed that them to weren’t trying to hurt anybody they were running as well and this time from a buck of tek gigas and again he said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar but then then to weren’t hurting anything they were running from a dodo and at this point little ol zapper knew he wasn’t gonna make it
Finally Comrades! The day has come our Lord and Savor, The highest Space Whale has awakened! The prophecy was true and now the Majestic Space Whale will lead us to victory against the Troodon Nation!
Astrocetus: *exists*
Leed: Am I a joke to you?
Mosa: NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES
Megalodon: Hold my beer.
Angler: What we talkin about?
Piranha: Now now, settle down...
Trilobite: ...
Leed: Am I a joke to you?
Mosa: NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES
Megalodon: Hold my beer.
Angler: What we talkin about?
Piranha: Now now, settle down...
Trilobite: ...
A long time ago... a beast was forged from the radiation in The lunar biome its name is a astrocetus a gigantic whale that bites slower than a 95 year old man.
