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AstroCEETUS YEETUS BEETUS BALEETUS SMEETUS SHEETUS SWALEETUS!
More Astrocetus Funny Tips
With 0.01 taming, level 9999, and with cooked fish meat, this takes 93 years to tame
Astrocetus exists me about to sing the big chungus song
Me:Inhales
Me:Inhales
I dont know if any one else said this but they can swim in the water but they're not the best swimmers.
I tamed 6 of them with my tribe leader driving the tek skiff while I was on the canons, we were screaming โCAPTAIN THE CANNONS R READY!โ and yelled โFIRE!โ and then we were singing sea shanties. XD. BEST. GAME. EVER!
This will Astro-deletus your lunar base!
Ok I'll leave.
Ok I'll leave.
Once apon a time in the lunar biom a lonely little zapper (me) saw a giant friggin space whale and it started chasing after him he was so cold he couldnโt move and as the whale got closer little ol zapper tried to speak whale oooOoOOOOOAGGHhIOOOOOhuff puff and the whale farted right over him but then he realised that it wasnโt trying to hurt him it was running from a swarm of tek rexs and then he tried speaking Rex and said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar and the rexs darted right past him but then he noticed that them to werenโt trying to hurt anybody they were running as well and this time from a buck of tek gigas and again he said roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar but then then to werenโt hurting anything they were running from a dodo and at this point little ol zapper knew he wasnโt gonna make it
Finally Comrades! The day has come our Lord and Savor, The highest Space Whale has awakened! The prophecy was true and now the Majestic Space Whale will lead us to victory against the Troodon Nation!
Astrocetus: *exists*
Leed: Am I a joke to you?
Mosa: NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES
Megalodon: Hold my beer.
Angler: What we talkin about?
Piranha: Now now, settle down...
Trilobite: ...
Leed: Am I a joke to you?
Mosa: NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES
Megalodon: Hold my beer.
Angler: What we talkin about?
Piranha: Now now, settle down...
Trilobite: ...
A long time ago... a beast was forged from the radiation in The lunar biome its name is a astrocetus a gigantic whale that bites slower than a 95 year old man.
Many players tell of a giant space whale, so big that it blocks out the sun itself. No man has seen it without being overpowered by its immense power and size.
Itโs name?
Your mom.
Itโs name?
Your mom.