Look at all these people complaining about how this creature can destroy all your bases, haha thankfully I built an underwater... wait a second... they don’t have an oxygen stat, I’m doomed

Me: A wonderful day for spelunking

Spider: Dang I can’t break his tek armor

Arthropleura: Hello snacks snack

If this creature was a herbivore, then why is it that you have to feed it meat in order to tame?

Bye bye flak gear you’ve spent ages grinding for

So, i walked into a cave with full tek armor, this son of a b*tch crawls up from the side and yoinks me, tek armor gone

Me: oh bats are fine I have tek stuff ok ded moving on oh spooders are fine ok ded moving on oh smol bean worms are fine ok

TEK armour: mr.Miamo I dont feel so gud

ME:finally an artifact!!!

2mins later(falls in a pit full of these)

arthopluero:FOOD,GLORIUS FOOD MAGICAL FOOD.....DIE

1 nanosecond later(NOOB DIES OF HEART ATTACK

Lets go spelunking they said.

We have tek they said

-poor git

2019

I once saw this in a cave I hit it and everything hit me

Raiders before arthro: c4 it titans to break tek

Raiders now: level 400 mutation stacked full imprint arthro breaking tek in like 10 seconds

No please no

Why does this thing exist

I don’t like it

And why is it so big

Eww

I hate ie

My tribe leader told me they were useless…so I bought one from an Allie I named him squishy and when my whole tribe died in yeti cave I was just riding past them I paid a gold chain for squishy and have no regrets

How does this creature’s slow traveling spit break your ascendant flak with one hit? Why doesn’t it shatter your bones to?

Artho: come to me

Me:ok try to defeat my level 100 dodos with my Tek armor

Artho: alright...

Artho:destroys armor and kills dodos

Me ok then try defeat my giga and titanasour outside

artho: BRO I HATE LIGHT

Ok then say hello to my little friend

Artho: kills

Artho: I live in caves now I'm overpowered

I did tame too arthros, but 1 died and I was sad, but I tamed a dif Arturo the same day (this happened today) and it was SAPHIRE ON THE TOP and GOLD for the legs and head

Me:*gets new flak armour*

Arhropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career

W H E R E ‘ S M Y S U P E R S U I T?!?!

Arthro: Knock knock.

Survivors: Quick get my armor?

Arthro: why? LOL

It's an easy tame its favorite food is flak armor

Arthro:Nice Adescant Tek Armor you got there!

Me:Thanks!

Arthro:*Melts Armor*

Me:FFFFUUUUUUUUU—