Some guy: S+ascendant tek armor

Aurthur: hold my bee- oh, ugh melted glass

i don't know how practical it would be, but i think it'd be funny if you could attach multiple saddles to this thing. my boy long john looks big enough to fit three or four riders!

Bro look at its eyes, ima poop my pants tonight😐

Look at that beautiful snake. Amazing.lets tame it. Does it attack. R. I. P

8 foot long. This doesn't seem right.

-BobTheSurvivor

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur (the fur) the whole clubs lookin at the- oh. Well.

Overlorddreadsparttgen.

-dog

(Bad guys meme)

how tf are they the best caving Dino and so ez to tame like all u need is bug repellent and some spoiled meat like bruh

Because this guy i die just 1 hit with full chitin armor ascendant wtfffff

Me: Look at my new tech armour

Arthorpluera: nice (spites on it )

Sorry

Me: my armour!

I was in the cave in the south with my sister and this thing attacked and made her run into araneos. I hit it with a bow and ran but then I to was killed by araneos

Me I see you

Armor ight imma head out

Getting spat on by this will give you thorns for some reason.

Make sure so noobs know.

ahahah arthro is my weakness, it DRAINS the taming percentage while im like “WHAT THE HECK R U DOIN TO ME”

I want dis boi. It better than titanoboa (in my opinion) SO YEEEEEEEEE why the heck are they in caves on mobile :v

Me:tek is boss

That thing:*yeets and deletes my armor*

Me:da fuq man

If you are have the balls to get close it either really brave or really retarded

Roses are red

Violets are blue

if it spit on you

Your armor go poof

Look at all these people complaining about how this creature can destroy all your bases, haha thankfully I built an underwater... wait a second... they don’t have an oxygen stat, I’m doomed

Me: A wonderful day for spelunking

Spider: Dang I can’t break his tek armor

Arthropleura: Hello snacks snack