Bye bye flak gear you’ve spent ages grinding for

So, i walked into a cave with full tek armor, this son of a b*tch crawls up from the side and yoinks me, tek armor gone

Me: oh bats are fine I have tek stuff ok ded moving on oh spooders are fine ok ded moving on oh smol bean worms are fine ok

TEK armour: mr.Miamo I dont feel so gud

ME:finally an artifact!!!

2mins later(falls in a pit full of these)

arthopluero:FOOD,GLORIUS FOOD MAGICAL FOOD.....DIE

1 nanosecond later(NOOB DIES OF HEART ATTACK

Lets go spelunking they said.

We have tek they said

-poor git

2019

I once saw this in a cave I hit it and everything hit me

Raiders before arthro: c4 it titans to break tek

Raiders now: level 400 mutation stacked full imprint arthro breaking tek in like 10 seconds

If this creature was a herbivore, then why is it that you have to feed it meat in order to tame?

Me:*gets new flak armour*

Arhropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career

W H E R E ‘ S M Y S U P E R S U I T?!?!

No please no

Why does this thing exist

I don’t like it

And why is it so big

Eww

I hate ie

My tribe leader told me they were useless…so I bought one from an Allie I named him squishy and when my whole tribe died in yeti cave I was just riding past them I paid a gold chain for squishy and have no regrets

I did tame too arthros, but 1 died and I was sad, but I tamed a dif Arturo the same day (this happened today) and it was SAPHIRE ON THE TOP and GOLD for the legs and head

Arthro: Knock knock.

Survivors: Quick get my armor?

Arthro: why? LOL

Arthro:Nice Adescant Tek Armor you got there!

Me:Thanks!

Arthro:*Melts Armor*

Me:FFFFUUUUUUUUU—

If they can melt tek armor then why can’t they melt you

How does this creature’s slow traveling spit break your ascendant flak with one hit? Why doesn’t it shatter your bones to?

Artho: come to me

Me:ok try to defeat my level 100 dodos with my Tek armor

Artho: alright...

Artho:destroys armor and kills dodos

Me ok then try defeat my giga and titanasour outside

artho: BRO I HATE LIGHT

Ok then say hello to my little friend

Artho: kills

Artho: I live in caves now I'm overpowered

It's an easy tame its favorite food is flak armor

Why is it a passive tame when it’s a aggressive creature????????