Better than any girlfriend, this baby I’ll take your cloths right off for you.

The walls are your Worst enemies Here. My first time Through The Pack Artifact cave without seeing any of these Buttheads, I thought to Myself "Man, This Flak Armour is Great. The Lack of Arthropluera Is kinda Bugging me Though..." Then Suddenly 5 of these Dingus's Come out of the Wall, Break My Armour And Almost All My Items, Then Chase Me into A Megalania. What the Heck Ark.

I kinda want to tame one of these Now...

How to kill arthro

Step uno : leave ark

Step too : select ark

Step tris : delete ark

All steps completed now u deleted arthro existence 👍

Armored armor destructing noodle of death

Real life: This thing is 8 feet long.

ARK: 30, take it or leave it.

---Bob The Survivor---

Giga are Satan,dodos are noob,if u find a high level ur DONE

Hey sir your armour is nice

Oh no its gone

You're next

Has anyone ever found an exact replica of one of these under your bed?

I wouldn't fly a drone with a 10 foot pole strapped to it and go near it

Honey, WHERE IS MY SUPA SUIT???

(Artho) ayyy nice ascend flak you got there

(Artho) mind if I get a quick bite?

(Me) sure

(Me) HOL UP WAIT WHA-

Me: *gets tek armor*

Arthropleura: Peace was never an option

Thanks ARK

Dilos are knitting silk,

Raptor returns with milk,

A huge mess on Trike,

Then Raptor was killed on sight.

The Pteranodon flew nearby,

And Carno ate with delight,

Arthropleura is death,

No matter what gear is left.

Wolves in packs of 4,

Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,

When Spino stares at you hard,

You know you’ll be discard.

Common bug on Ark... Best map to find them is Australia

Me: Whats that thing?

Ark: Your armor was destroyed

Me:?

Ark: you died to Satan lvl 16

Arthropluera: “nice armour ya got there”

Me: “ thanks, it took ages to craft”

(You know what comes next)

You will see this if you search centipede AND millipede…🧐

Me: *exsisting*

My meat: *spoils*

Arthoplura: yooo can i have that?

Me on my scorpion in da cave: oh sure

Arthoplura: thanks

Me: time to destroy tek :D

Still don't get why they don't school bus saddles for this guy... Imagine it with at least 10 places to sit, raiding the enemy's base, each peeps holding a frickin machine gun...

GIGA-WHAT, YOU SAY?

This little thing can break metal, and a giga can't. ARK LOGIC BOIS!