Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the arthropluera? Funny arthropluera jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rockin
Rockin and rollin
Down to the desert I’m strollin
When an arthro
Come an barf on my tek, NOT FUN
And I say,
‘Die now!’
‘Give your meat!’Weeelll, no
Po-ly-mer
Or
Cry-y-stal
Or
Me-e-tal
Or
PEARLS!
Oh..
Oh..
Oh..
Some day
When I am older
I will kill all the bugs yeah
And then they
Will regret the day
They BARFED ON MY TEK!!
Based on Star Wars bad lip reading song
‘SEAGULLS!’
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