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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey i was just Reading my message earlier…
I am the guy who was talking about toriel you know the argey and how he has so much likes well if the message never came out then I apologize for this one but I’m pretty sure that my other message came out if that makes sense anyway i say that there is a whole bunch of typos sorry for that i type fast and so it will be kind of messy so try to use commen sense
Uh i will be making a name for myself and will try to put it at the end of all my comments I make a lot of them my name will be —dude— so look out for me and remember I make typos sometimes😂😂
Once I was near a waterfall with my Arge and I found a chali I was trying to tame it and then I got to close and it started chasing me, I tried to hop onto my Arge and get away. After flaying around for a bit we flew back down and I pet my Arge on follow while I continued taming the chali. It once again got mad and I was running to my Arge trying to hop on it and get away but it just kept flying in circles (it was also on passive) I also couldn’t get enough time to get her to stop and I ended up dying. RIP
Much like Toriel, I had a Lvl 67 Argy named Tobias... i was the unofficial king of the single player, humanless map. I would travel up to the mountains for Obsidian but had a good set up for everything else. One day I met a Griffin... and we had a SPAT. I ended up dismounting Tobias to shoot this damn thing. I didn’t even know Griffins were on the game. All I saw was “does not respect you” while he proceeded to wreck me. Much like a freshman cheerleader with the varsity quarterback. Anyway... I end up trying to outrun this thing and noticed that a Sabertooth was munching on his back when we’re well above tree tops. That was the day Ark turned dark to me. dArk, if you will. RIP Lucky. That’s the dog I had when I was 11. It’s irrelevant I just miss him too.
Toriel. Boy everyone is talking about you glad you are home you have so many likes and
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You (a big Bird in a video game no offense)
Have more comments and likes than I dream about
Bro you are doing good and A message to whoever owns Toriel i wish me Argey was as cool as toriel i play on a ton of different servers but i think The best Argey I’ve ever had was named cart cuz he carried my anky and my ankys name was miner if you get it it is funny but anyway you did good man i will keep looking for a Argey like yours to Other people reading this please update this so that toriel will see and his owner if you like toriel also if toriel has gotten more likes than you wich i think he has i mean like this argey got a whole bunch of likes and then a whole bunch of other comments i like toriel and hope he lives in very very far future stories I hope our great great great great grand children were remember the great tale of torieland how mich he means to all of us❤️❤️❤️