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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey i was just Reading my message earlier…
I am the guy who was talking about toriel you know the argey and how he has so much likes well if the message never came out then I apologize for this one but I’m pretty sure that my other message came out if that makes sense anyway i say that there is a whole bunch of typos sorry for that i type fast and so it will be kind of messy so try to use commen sense
Uh i will be making a name for myself and will try to put it at the end of all my comments I make a lot of them my name will be —dude— so look out for me and remember I make typos sometimes😂😂
A bird,
No, wrong word!
I’m an argy,
Up to 11 feet,
I know, I’m pretty neat.
What do they call me?
The great teratorn,
I’m feisty, they warn
Ah yes, Campbell and Tonni,
The two who found my fossil,
And thought, Woah this birds colossal!
I know what your thinking,
I’ve never heard of this species heretofore,
Well yes I’m from way before!
Yep it’s true,
Sadly extinct-
But oh just think!
What it would be like to live here in the future…
The sad argy song.
Squirrely- I think argies are epic 😎
Once I was near a waterfall with my Arge and I found a chali I was trying to tame it and then I got to close and it started chasing me, I tried to hop onto my Arge and get away. After flaying around for a bit we flew back down and I pet my Arge on follow while I continued taming the chali. It once again got mad and I was running to my Arge trying to hop on it and get away but it just kept flying in circles (it was also on passive) I also couldn’t get enough time to get her to stop and I ended up dying. RIP