Me: goes on metal run with quetzal and kills Rex

Argies: Food

Me and Quetzal: dies

Moral of the story: don’t get in between a corpse and an argie army

Oh no! A lvl 40 rex near my base 0o0! ARCHIMEDES!!!- the last thing that rex heard before seeing an overgrown merica' bird fly towards him at mach jesus-

Hey i was just Reading my message earlier…

I am the guy who was talking about toriel you know the argey and how he has so much likes well if the message never came out then I apologize for this one but I’m pretty sure that my other message came out if that makes sense anyway i say that there is a whole bunch of typos sorry for that i type fast and so it will be kind of messy so try to use commen sense

Uh i will be making a name for myself and will try to put it at the end of all my comments I make a lot of them my name will be —dude— so look out for me and remember I make typos sometimes😂😂

How do these bois have crafting on em XD where’s the crafting table on them XD

Once I was near a waterfall with my Arge and I found a chali I was trying to tame it and then I got to close and it started chasing me, I tried to hop onto my Arge and get away. After flaying around for a bit we flew back down and I pet my Arge on follow while I continued taming the chali. It once again got mad and I was running to my Arge trying to hop on it and get away but it just kept flying in circles (it was also on passive) I also couldn’t get enough time to get her to stop and I ended up dying. RIP

These birds are legendary can we all agree?

I visit BIG BOI mountain, found no birds I searched other nearby BIG BOI mountain no bird not a single one 3RD BIG BOI MOUNTAIN found lion bird and giga no bird searched RED FOREST smol MOUNTAIN there is pack of bird.

It's basically just a alpha dodo...a ridable one...

I knocked out three and two died while knocked out, and the third died to a sabertooth, I am really depressed because their is currently no more on the mountain, I have one tranq dart my crossbow broke, thankfully I crafted a bow, and I have 11 tranq arrows. Wish me luck in the waiting game.

I somehow managed to tame a 135 or so with such a badly made trap I was impressed and also like HOW , and it was all on Carnivore island with my high level Pteranodon,

The funny part is how it tried to fly away but it flew into my trap instead, lol

I already tamed one of these but the challenge is levelling up. Is there any way to lvl up faster? I am lvl 49 and the saddle unlocks at lvl 62 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

By the time I reach lvl 62 my argy will have died of old age

Me when I first saw one: was that a bird? The bird: IM GONNA KEEL YOU Me: what?

“My argy is so majestic” (argy proceeds to take a crap and eat at the same time)

I found a 2 unicorns,1 titanosaur

BUT CANT FIND A HIGH LEVEL ARGY!!💔💔💔

Much like Toriel, I had a Lvl 67 Argy named Tobias... i was the unofficial king of the single player, humanless map. I would travel up to the mountains for Obsidian but had a good set up for everything else. One day I met a Griffin... and we had a SPAT. I ended up dismounting Tobias to shoot this damn thing. I didn’t even know Griffins were on the game. All I saw was “does not respect you” while he proceeded to wreck me. Much like a freshman cheerleader with the varsity quarterback. Anyway... I end up trying to outrun this thing and noticed that a Sabertooth was munching on his back when we’re well above tree tops. That was the day Ark turned dark to me. dArk, if you will. RIP Lucky. That’s the dog I had when I was 11. It’s irrelevant I just miss him too.

Got a Easter argy. Named her Toriel

#Pray for Toriel

Who put the giant pigeon in ark?

Love these murder dodo things but they suck when if you have a raptor or a allow or a carno

Wildcard please fix the carry animation. It carrys parasaurs and other medium dinos with one talon. Get it fixed please

My female argentavis laid 12 eggs when it was mating...only one was fertilized