Eh it's just a really big fat pigeon

A bird,

No, wrong word!

I’m an argy,

Up to 11 feet,

I know, I’m pretty neat.

What do they call me?

The great teratorn,

I’m feisty, they warn

Ah yes, Campbell and Tonni,

The two who found my fossil,

And thought, Woah this birds colossal!

I know what your thinking,

I’ve never heard of this species heretofore,

Well yes I’m from way before!

Yep it’s true,

Sadly extinct-

But oh just think!

What it would be like to live here in the future…

The sad argy song.

Squirrely- I think argies are epic 😎

How do these bois have crafting on em XD where’s the crafting table on them XD

Me: goes on metal run with quetzal and kills Rex

Argies: Food

Me and Quetzal: dies

Moral of the story: don’t get in between a corpse and an argie army

I found a 2 unicorns,1 titanosaur

BUT CANT FIND A HIGH LEVEL ARGY!!💔💔💔

Me when I first saw one: was that a bird? The bird: IM GONNA KEEL YOU Me: what?

These birds are legendary can we all agree?

Once I was near a waterfall with my Arge and I found a chali I was trying to tame it and then I got to close and it started chasing me, I tried to hop onto my Arge and get away. After flaying around for a bit we flew back down and I pet my Arge on follow while I continued taming the chali. It once again got mad and I was running to my Arge trying to hop on it and get away but it just kept flying in circles (it was also on passive) I also couldn’t get enough time to get her to stop and I ended up dying. RIP

Torieeeeeeeeeeel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I visit BIG BOI mountain, found no birds I searched other nearby BIG BOI mountain no bird not a single one 3RD BIG BOI MOUNTAIN found lion bird and giga no bird searched RED FOREST smol MOUNTAIN there is pack of bird.

It's basically just a alpha dodo...a ridable one...

I js wanna tame an argie nd my pt is so ahh so im js gonna run from herbivore island the the volcano lowk 😭

I already tamed one of these but the challenge is levelling up. Is there any way to lvl up faster? I am lvl 49 and the saddle unlocks at lvl 62 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

By the time I reach lvl 62 my argy will have died of old age

“My argy is so majestic” (argy proceeds to take a crap and eat at the same time)

Who put the giant pigeon in ark?

Good for trolling ur friends 😂

Much like Toriel, I had a Lvl 67 Argy named Tobias... i was the unofficial king of the single player, humanless map. I would travel up to the mountains for Obsidian but had a good set up for everything else. One day I met a Griffin... and we had a SPAT. I ended up dismounting Tobias to shoot this damn thing. I didn’t even know Griffins were on the game. All I saw was “does not respect you” while he proceeded to wreck me. Much like a freshman cheerleader with the varsity quarterback. Anyway... I end up trying to outrun this thing and noticed that a Sabertooth was munching on his back when we’re well above tree tops. That was the day Ark turned dark to me. dArk, if you will. RIP Lucky. That’s the dog I had when I was 11. It’s irrelevant I just miss him too.

"Trust the process"

-Friend, 2022, I think

Toriel. Boy everyone is talking about you glad you are home you have so many likes and

Comments

You (a big Bird in a video game no offense)

Have more comments and likes than I dream about

Bro you are doing good and A message to whoever owns Toriel i wish me Argey was as cool as toriel i play on a ton of different servers but i think The best Argey I’ve ever had was named cart cuz he carried my anky and my ankys name was miner if you get it it is funny but anyway you did good man i will keep looking for a Argey like yours to Other people reading this please update this so that toriel will see and his owner if you like toriel also if toriel has gotten more likes than you wich i think he has i mean like this argey got a whole bunch of likes and then a whole bunch of other comments i like toriel and hope he lives in very very far future stories I hope our great great great great grand children were remember the great tale of torieland how mich he means to all of us❤️❤️❤️

Love these murder dodo things but they suck when if you have a raptor or a allow or a carno