
What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my brothers were playing Ragnarock and one of them was caring me with his argavantus and before I had been piosened by a spider.
We were flying away and like 200 feet in the air (so pretty high )
And I passed out while he was caring me.
And I plummeted to the ground and was stuck there for a while. And a little after we ran into those scary super annoying alligators.
OMG I KNOW THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE LEGEND OF FLETCHING no offense Hailey8o8 but I’m gonna tell a better version sry u didn’t put enough detail in anyways tysm for letting us breed with fletch he was a good bird ;( anyways I still have his son brownie plz uproot so Hailey8o8 can see this idk her discord
A bird,
No, wrong word!
I’m an argy,
Up to 11 feet,
I know, I’m pretty neat.
What do they call me?
The great teratorn,
I’m feisty, they warn
Ah yes, Campbell and Tonni,
The two who found my fossil,
And thought, Woah this birds colossal!
I know what your thinking,
I’ve never heard of this species heretofore,
Well yes I’m from way before!
Yep it’s true,
Sadly extinct-
But oh just think!
What it would be like to live here in the future…
The sad argy song.
Squirrely- I think argies are epic 😎
Hey i was just Reading my message earlier…
I am the guy who was talking about toriel you know the argey and how he has so much likes well if the message never came out then I apologize for this one but I’m pretty sure that my other message came out if that makes sense anyway i say that there is a whole bunch of typos sorry for that i type fast and so it will be kind of messy so try to use commen sense
Uh i will be making a name for myself and will try to put it at the end of all my comments I make a lot of them my name will be —dude— so look out for me and remember I make typos sometimes😂😂