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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
OMG I KNOW THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE LEGEND OF FLETCHING no offense Hailey8o8 but I’m gonna tell a better version sry u didn’t put enough detail in anyways tysm for letting us breed with fletch he was a good bird ;( anyways I still have his son brownie plz uproot so Hailey8o8 can see this idk her discord
I knocked out three and two died while knocked out, and the third died to a sabertooth, I am really depressed because their is currently no more on the mountain, I have one tranq dart my crossbow broke, thankfully I crafted a bow, and I have 11 tranq arrows. Wish me luck in the waiting game.
A bird,
No, wrong word!
I’m an argy,
Up to 11 feet,
I know, I’m pretty neat.
What do they call me?
The great teratorn,
I’m feisty, they warn
Ah yes, Campbell and Tonni,
The two who found my fossil,
And thought, Woah this birds colossal!
I know what your thinking,
I’ve never heard of this species heretofore,
Well yes I’m from way before!
Yep it’s true,
Sadly extinct-
But oh just think!
What it would be like to live here in the future…
The sad argy song.
Squirrely- I think argies are epic 😎