Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-22T22:50:38+00:00

Love these murder dodo things but they suck when if you have a raptor or a allow or a carno

score 9 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-29T19:48:56+00:00

Wildcard please fix the carry animation. It carrys parasaurs and other medium dinos with one talon. Get it fixed please

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-05T01:12:40+00:00

Got a Easter argy. Named her Toriel

#Pray for Toriel

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2025-05-27T16:01:41+00:00

Argy + anky + chain saw = ULTIMATE FARMING TEAM

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2025-05-17T23:59:27+00:00

Summon the overgrown albatros from hell!

score 10 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-14T21:35:21+00:00

#Prayfortoriel

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2019-01-14T05:26:31+00:00

My female argentavis laid 12 eggs when it was mating...only one was fertilized

score 12 · Answer 8 · 2019-01-02T17:03:40+00:00

I was trying to tame an argy once. First one died to a scorpion at 50% tame. 2nd guy died to bugs at 99% tame cause I ignored the bug and led it to my argy and the other one got killed by carnos so yeah... don’t be like me. Keep em safe.

score 9 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-02T04:19:22+00:00

They walk funny... we love them

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2024-01-22T03:30:05+00:00

I have 7 argies and boy they are fun

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-03T17:38:54+00:00

Dodo is evolving dodo evolved into a terror bird terror bird is evolving terror bird evolved into argentavis argentavis is evolving argentavis evolved into DODOWYVERN

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-09-01T16:47:18+00:00

To the Argy that took my PT's life....

Go to he-

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2024-07-26T02:17:24+00:00

Argies! They have prime meat!

(Instead of Arbys! We have the meats!)

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-17T11:56:59+00:00

I only had 3 tranq darts but a lv 10 went down in 2...

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-05-09T20:33:13+00:00

It is a flying carnivores dodo.🤣🤣🤣

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-21T11:05:29+00:00

So I had a argy named genetically modified KFC that I took everywhere just like toriel and one day we were doing hunt bassi, I forgot a raft so just hopped off into the water when I came up after my kill to get him AND HE was knowere to be seen I've tried requestion him but it never works he hasn't died yet either #pray for Genetically modified KFC

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-03T21:15:22+00:00

I found one of these and I just saw it flying and I was a noob and thought it was a dodo and now I’ve tamed and named it SuperDodo

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2022-05-17T05:39:41+00:00

Uhhh im the guy who was looking for a rex for trex arms then saw the 110 argy yeah the argy died or i just cant find it

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-23T18:38:56+00:00

Find a red Argy and Cal him red (angry birds )

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-07T04:15:34+00:00

The freakin argy can pick up a thyla but cant pick

Up a purlovia

Smh