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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-26T12:15:10+00:00

Compy with wings. That’s all I have to say about the Archy. 😛.

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-24T06:24:24+00:00

* Distorted Fortnite Lobby Theme Song *

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-11T11:01:40+00:00

My naem is byrd

And wen it day

Or wen da sun

A shining ray

I help my fren

Go in the sky

They jump off cliff

I help them glide

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-20T01:45:22+00:00

F in the chat for those who were killed because they looked like microraptors.

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-01T23:09:47+00:00

Me “Oh look I’m gonna tame it!!”

Tribe Mate “Don’t jump off!!”

Me falling off the volcano “SCREEEEE!!!”

Tribe Mate “ZEPHER!! Oh no..” >walks away<

Me on the other side of world “so uhh Tweets... uhhh...”

Me >shoots to death. Realized I just landed<

Me “ARGHHH!!!!”

Tribe Mate >jumps off mountain for me and sees me back here<

“HELP ME!!!”

Me ...

That’s why you NEVER tame these!! Well use them...

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-04T05:33:09+00:00

There was a platform below me and I was hoping for a slow fall so I got one of these and jumped of the cliff only to realize: oh...... it’s gonna be a while. 5 minutes later: I am still falling!

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-29T21:32:49+00:00

Tame one of these, and you’ll never touch the ground again...

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2019-06-27T21:28:00+00:00

It’s eggs are so small so when they are fertilized they loke like they are on fire.

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-19T06:19:59+00:00

Archaeopteryx: walks/flies up the side of a tree and lands on the side

Me and my spino: wait did that focker really just defy the laws of physics

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-08T02:00:24+00:00

I tried to breed a hundred of these things and now my game is crashed and well I can't open anymore

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-27T20:47:12+00:00

I left mine in the most dangerous area in the island and it still survived I found it this morning its a miracle

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-29T00:23:51+00:00

Watch out archaeopteryx you’ve giant aberration competition now, the Yi qi won the creature vote…

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-31T22:05:26+00:00

It is flying c h I c k e n .-_-.

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-15T15:27:39+00:00

They can carry you around so their a great tame, but they usually live by terror birds😭

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-07-19T21:41:59+00:00

So I live in the forest where these guys live so I have about 6 or 7 I was near a swamp so I forgot so make my traveling archaeopteryx stop following me while I explore the swamp (for a who knows why I did that I always go there) and I was on my giant bird flying looking at about 7 or 8 snakes then I saw my archaeopteryx IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SNAKES LIKE IT FREAKING WAS ONE it didn’t die but I almost did so I will be traveling to find my equus with out him 😒

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-18T06:55:11+00:00

Half the time you will kill one of these thinking it was a microraptor

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-23T22:44:53+00:00

Uhhh guys…….this can be tamed with exoskeletons?🪶

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2018-12-18T23:03:27+00:00

Why the Fock does it eat chitin?

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-30T15:05:13+00:00

BABY I WILL BE YOUR... PARACHUTE

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-04T04:50:06+00:00

is this thing the son of an argy