Me “Oh look I’m gonna tame it!!”

Tribe Mate “Don’t jump off!!”

Me falling off the volcano “SCREEEEE!!!”

Tribe Mate “ZEPHER!! Oh no..” >walks away<

Me on the other side of world “so uhh Tweets... uhhh...”

Me >shoots to death. Realized I just landed<

Me “ARGHHH!!!!”

Tribe Mate >jumps off mountain for me and sees me back here<

“HELP ME!!!”

Me ...

That’s why you NEVER tame these!! Well use them...