Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me “Oh look I’m gonna tame it!!”
Tribe Mate “Don’t jump off!!”
Me falling off the volcano “SCREEEEE!!!”
Tribe Mate “ZEPHER!! Oh no..” >walks away<
Me on the other side of world “so uhh Tweets... uhhh...”
Me >shoots to death. Realized I just landed<
Me “ARGHHH!!!!”
Tribe Mate >jumps off mountain for me and sees me back here<
“HELP ME!!!”
Me ...
That’s why you NEVER tame these!! Well use them...
More Archaeopteryx Funny Tips
Pov me: weres a microbird hmmm? There's one but it won't attack weird *forcetames it* *shoulderpets* jumps WHY AM I GLIUDING!?!?!?! ooh *gets on the tallest moutain* IM GLUIDEINDING!!!! Im bored i wanna touch the ground *let's goo and dies and the non microbird falls and also dieds*
Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.