Dodo: I’m one of the best-loved pets most people ever take on the island.

Kairuku: Please, I’ve seen people come running into the tundras looking for my kind to tame, no armor, no weaponry apart from bow and tranq arrows, and just that much pure dedication just from how much they seem to adore us.

Archaeopteryx: C’mon guys, let’s not fight! Besides, I’m one of the classics! I was literally the first bird ever around and I’m honestly surprised that we ancient creatures of the past were even given a second chance on this island! Let’s all be thankful! Besides Kairuku, I’ve seen people running into the Redwoods doing that exact same thing with my kind. Although they tend to bring a bola and this weird suit made out of plants that they call Ghillie armor as our kind seem to shy away from them, since you can never be too careful. Believe me, that was me once when I was still wild!

Dodo and Kairuku in unison: ...umm... ...right...

*Dodo has left the chat*

*Kairuku has left the chat*

I lived in a tree base and two where running on the tree so I shot tranqs but it glitched in my fridge so I broke it an it disappeared the other one was just running up the tree and I was so confused at the end I tamed both I looked on Dododex for names but all the names I didn’t catch my eye if you have a good name please say #reaper cause it’s my ark name.

How the hel does it digest chitin

This is the rip-off microraptor.

Whoever did the archy song can u plz do therizinosaurus song

De skine berd de skiny berd o the brd got etn 👋 a Megalankneea

how has nobody said anything about this

I thought these were micro raptors until I notice that they had a different name 💀

literally the nastiest little things in the game. their level up animation is especially horrendous. i have a pink one named barbie :) <3

They’re the escape artist for sure

Someone said ark is dead I said it’s 2021 the dab is dead and you do the dab

Tip play FNF also tame dilos

This guy is an awful wing man i aint kidding

I Believe I can fly!

I Believe I can touch to ground in ten hours!

I tried to tame one but the little brat kept telaporting to tree to tree I had finnaly hit it with a bola but it died to a lvl 150 terror bird I was so mad

Here's a tip jump off the volcano on the island and you will never be found until 5 hours! Great for introverts.

Why this a carnivore XDDD if it's cuz it eats kibbles herbovores do ti

I BELIVE I CAN GLIDE I BELIEVE I HAVE TO WAIT FOUR HOURS TO NOT TOUCH THE SKY AND ILL TOUCH THE GROUND HOLY CRAP A SARCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a birb

Funny

I know right

It’s is birb

Funny

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I was doing the artefact of the clever I brought it with me to help me but it didn’t do anything It just watch me die.