Dodo: I’m one of the best-loved pets most people ever take on the island.

Kairuku: Please, I’ve seen people come running into the tundras looking for my kind to tame, no armor, no weaponry apart from bow and tranq arrows, and just that much pure dedication just from how much they seem to adore us.

Archaeopteryx: C’mon guys, let’s not fight! Besides, I’m one of the classics! I was literally the first bird ever around and I’m honestly surprised that we ancient creatures of the past were even given a second chance on this island! Let’s all be thankful! Besides Kairuku, I’ve seen people running into the Redwoods doing that exact same thing with my kind. Although they tend to bring a bola and this weird suit made out of plants that they call Ghillie armor as our kind seem to shy away from them, since you can never be too careful. Believe me, that was me once when I was still wild!

Dodo and Kairuku in unison: ...umm... ...right...

*Dodo has left the chat*

*Kairuku has left the chat*