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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-04-24T15:43:48+00:00

Oh look! It has webbed teeth! Great for drinking blood!

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-30T00:47:21+00:00

*innocent me looking in a cave for the first time* do do do ooh look loot box yay! * pack of big spiders* You will die a slow death. * me* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2018-02-16T21:51:18+00:00

This will scare you while you are almost asleep!!

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-05T08:42:52+00:00

me: what happened to you

friend: I was bitten by a regular spider

me: you have powers? Since you were bitten by deez spiders you should get sleep powers

friend: I have the power of minutes left to live

friend: i sh*t web

me: I want to sh*t web, I wonder if it even exists in this game.

this is really what happened to Spider-Man in ark

he got diabetes then turned into araneo. He’s fine doe he just sleepin

definitely didn’t kill him in ark

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-28T15:50:46+00:00

THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY HOUSE HELP

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-14T13:17:10+00:00

People with arachnophobia be like sheesh

Ark be like 🤑🤑

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-07T19:06:49+00:00

the big spider Yeet feet Boy hi

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-03T23:13:12+00:00

Giant spiders; *exist*

Normal humans; AHHHH, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A THING

Ark players; *put saddle on spider* new pet, now let’s go kill some dodos

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-24T13:03:08+00:00

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

words

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-21T14:38:10+00:00

No, just no, god no, no no NO NOOOOOOOO!!!

“Beelzebufo lvl 300 was killed by araneo (araneo) lvl200.”

Right after I got out getting the artifact of the clever. Next thing I see is...

NO NOOOO!!!

“Human lvl 69 was killed by Megalosaurus (megalosaurus) lvl 200”

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2019-11-05T12:26:34+00:00

Don’t stand still it will web you and gang bang you

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-08-27T13:26:55+00:00

The giant enemy spider 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️ 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-06T23:42:35+00:00

They suck and I’ll murder them in hell

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-16T03:38:25+00:00

Araneo song

Itsy Bitsy araneo climbed up the volcano tube down came the lava and burnt Itsy Bitsy out down came volcano and squished her R.I.P

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-07T18:40:32+00:00

Me: I wonder what’s in this cave?

The 50 spiders waiting inside: sup.

Me: oh hell no ( runs away )

The spiders: ( kills me anyway )

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-06-29T17:23:39+00:00

How to make spider Man in ark

Name yourself Peter Parker. Get bitten by an araneo.

Name someone green Goblin and paint a flak armour green. An other guy will get bitten by a megalania.

Well done. Now you are the next Stan Lee

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-10T01:16:34+00:00

My friend knows I'm Arachnophobic so she jumpscared me with this thing but for some reason I'm still friends with her. And since she borrowed it from a friend, she probably won't scare me with it again thank god

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-24T21:06:00+00:00

Want to become spiderman (or Spiderwoman) Well Heres Ur chance

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-06-30T19:46:13+00:00

For the love of all that is good and holy kill it with fire

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-06-07T19:36:56+00:00

The worst is when you are flying out of the wyv scar with 5 fires and lightnings after you and you get netted by one of those things