So with the ark tlc thingy which wildcard are doing or done depending on when you readthus but the araneo is in the top 4 . Like I understand that they are UGLY and USELESS but all cave creature are apart from the megalania and Megalosaurus if your on abberation. Personally the quetzal, paracer and most ocean creatures need a tlc as paleo ark have done the giga, mosasaur, rex and are soon to do elasmisaurus too so I think it would be kind of a shame if the giga was tlced unless you don't have access to mods on servers as they worked quite hard on the Evo creatures

-Ira's Aquatics

Poor Bluey, hope she never comes across this... thing

me: what happened to you

friend: I was bitten by a regular spider

me: you have powers? Since you were bitten by deez spiders you should get sleep powers

friend: I have the power of minutes left to live

friend: i sh*t web

me: I want to sh*t web, I wonder if it even exists in this game.

this is really what happened to Spider-Man in ark

he got diabetes then turned into araneo. He’s fine doe he just sleepin

definitely didn’t kill him in ark

THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY HOUSE HELP

People with arachnophobia be like sheesh

Ark be like 🤑🤑

the big spider Yeet feet Boy hi

Spider: oh im gonna bite him maybe he will turn into Spiderman

*bites*

*drops dead*

Giant spiders; *exist*

Normal humans; AHHHH, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A THING

Ark players; *put saddle on spider* new pet, now let’s go kill some dodos

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

words

No, just no, god no, no no NO NOOOOOOOO!!!

“Beelzebufo lvl 300 was killed by araneo (araneo) lvl200.”

Right after I got out getting the artifact of the clever. Next thing I see is...

NO NOOOO!!!

“Human lvl 69 was killed by Megalosaurus (megalosaurus) lvl 200”

Don’t stand still it will web you and gang bang you

The giant enemy spider 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️ 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

They suck and I’ll murder them in hell

Araneo song

Itsy Bitsy araneo climbed up the volcano tube down came the lava and burnt Itsy Bitsy out down came volcano and squished her R.I.P

Me: I wonder what’s in this cave?

The 50 spiders waiting inside: sup.

Me: oh hell no ( runs away )

The spiders: ( kills me anyway )

My friend knows I'm Arachnophobic so she jumpscared me with this thing but for some reason I'm still friends with her. And since she borrowed it from a friend, she probably won't scare me with it again thank god

Want to become spiderman (or Spiderwoman) Well Heres Ur chance

If ARK has tons of dinosaurs...

And it was in the prehistoric era...

We’re these the house pests of cavemen?

For the love of all that is good and holy kill it with fire

How to make spider Man in ark

Name yourself Peter Parker. Get bitten by an araneo.

Name someone green Goblin and paint a flak armour green. An other guy will get bitten by a megalania.

Well done. Now you are the next Stan Lee