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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
How different level people see Araneo:
1-10: what is it?
11-20: I don't like this cave.... AAAAH SPIIDE-
21-30: alright I brang a tame with me this time it should be a bit better ohgodidontrememberitshootingwebs
31-50: alright... I got a gun (pulls out pistol) and a baryonyx. Let's go! (10 minutes later) YES I GOT THE ARTIFACT
51-60: (just realizes it drops a lot of chitin) oh yea, it's time
61-100: free chitin YOLO
Me: Lets go boys to get this artifact! The Boys: RUN! Me: What are you scared of caves? Pff, scaredy cats. Also Me: *Looks behind* What….. The….. AHH! The Araneo: DINNER IS SERVED KIDS! Me: *Cuts web* *Pulls out minigun*. The Araneos Kids: AHH DAD HELP!! *Splatter Sounds*. Me: *Shoots all the Araneos to extinction* (Art by The PBJ Player) Thanks you guys! Like for more art!