Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Miss muffet : this should be good to eat my food
Araneo: ooohhh a large titanroma (giant ant)
Miss muffet : what there a spoider here meh
Araneo: *jumps down*
Miss muffet : what the crap *craps*
Araneo : time to eat *webs miss muffet*
Miss muffet: HHEELLPP!!!
Araneo : no one can hear you
Also araneo: HEY MOM LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT
Brood mother: good job son
Araneo : we gonna eat it for dinner?
Brood mother: you eat it
Mean while miss muffet uses her knife to cut the web
Miss muffet: HA HA ! SEE YA SUCKAS
Brood father: sneezes on miss muffet she gets trapped
There you go son
Araneo :thanks dad
Then the spoiders invite the bloodstalker over and they eat miss muffet and a survivor named the inconceivable B.O.B(Big Olde Buddy)
The End
Pls ⏫ this took 15 min and I worked hard
-WYVERN
This is a true story that is kinda funny but yea here ya go
I walked through the cave and was scared of what might attack,with my torch I went in,I wished my raptor would be here to comfort me instead of stuck at the door to defend it but yea anyway I continued through the maze -which I marked in a paper to not get lost- and saw some scorpions and ants so I killed them with ease and grabbed the Artifact of the -i forgot lol- and then saw more over the edge of the small drop,just when I was going to enter I saw a HUGE butt -srry but it's the truth- moving and wriggling all over the area,and in disgust I stared and saw 2 SPIDERS -i screamed for 2 minutes in my pillow before going back onto the game due to the HUGE fright I have of spiders,especially none dangerouse ones- They kept walking to me but couldnt climb the wall -unfortunately- and so I got my sword for long ranged attacks and jumped in but evidently I got cornered by the 2 and closed my eyes and slashed randomly,when I opened them and saw their dead bodies upside down -i just gagged again LOL- and walked by them and saw the imprisoned dinosaurs in webs and some skeletons and I NEW I was in the spider nest.Looking around I heard crawling and screeching,and saw like 30-70 spiders and 10-30 scorpions.Screaming I grabbed my sword out and let them corner me then I slashed randomly not aiming and got spurted by a web more then 4 times and then Unbelievably I killed them ALL which I thought I wouldn't be able to do but anyways I got the dinosaurs out because I new it was the right thing to do but I saw carnivores too that I wish I didn't see,a raptor,argy,rex baby,allo,Terror bird and I know you might say "Dont free them they will kill you" but I did by first tranquilizing them then freeing them,soon enough I left to the exit but saw 2 SACKS OF EGGS AND THE BABIES RAN OUT AND ATTACKED -and I killed all of them up to 200 with my sword and soon went home never entering a cave again -BUT NOW ITS A QUEST TO KILL SPIDERS😭-