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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 48 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-29T15:45:52+00:00

Mr stark I don’t feel so good

Ok now we do spider man song

Spidbdrbrjrbrvrjrrheneuejeejehsushegeyw

That’s no right

Never mind that is right

Didodododdidodididodododdodidododododdodododd

Like but don’t subscribe

Cya

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-23T19:36:58+00:00

Average spider in Australia

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2026-05-23T19:35:32+00:00

It's A Poor man's cosmo.

score 31 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-10T11:27:12+00:00

We’re gonna need a bigger newspaper

score 66 · Answer 5 · 2018-02-03T17:53:44+00:00

Its a giga spider

If a giga had a baby with a spider this is it

score 43 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-04T08:08:34+00:00

They remind me of the frostbite in skyrim but i hate the frostbite more. Damn these things to the depths of oblivion. AT LEAST I CAN HEAR THE FROSTBITE! THESE THINGS ARE SILENT -Some angryish Skyrim player who plays ark too

score 46 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-25T03:23:55+00:00

Your gonna need a big newspaper for this one

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2026-05-16T21:36:15+00:00

What I see when a spider is on my arm:

score 26 · Answer 9 · 2022-07-18T18:47:39+00:00

Non violent taming…

Hmm?

score 18 · Answer 10 · 2023-08-02T22:58:46+00:00

I had a dodo named swag and I went to a cave with him ( he was level 100!) so I went and everything went well and then 27 araneos came and killed me and him. I hate spiders. I up for swag the dodo 🥹

score 40 · Answer 11 · 2019-12-15T11:39:30+00:00

Wait...wheres its EYES?! How does it see? How does it feel to be this thing? How does it tell between its friends and family to its enemies? I HAVE SO MANY FRIGGIN QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS!

Updoot if you have many questions too...uwu

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2025-01-16T16:07:47+00:00

Ok this isn't even extinct. Litteraly check Australia you'll find it in less than a minute

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2026-05-05T03:07:27+00:00

WILDCARD WHEN TLC!?!? Me want murder spider now!

score 11 · Answer 14 · 2024-06-20T04:26:05+00:00

For April fools ima summon 1 million on my brothers server (he has arachnophobia) hahahahahahahahhahaha I am cruel

score 13 · Answer 15 · 2024-02-04T18:39:39+00:00

Ur gonna need a big freaking newspaper

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2024-09-29T02:36:11+00:00

I hate spiders, so when I go on a walk with my dinos on spider crawling plains, I’m on my titanosaurus’s back, with my Rex, Spino, Giga, Reaper, and other large dinosaurs, along with my Titanosaurus’s feet, squashing them in a bug guts massacre as I’m losing in poker with my friends, oh how hard my life is. 😏

score 41 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-19T16:39:21+00:00

If it bites you, You might be able to shoot webs out of your hands

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2025-10-02T00:58:07+00:00

Peter Parker is screwed when he sees one of these

score 14 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-06T23:01:03+00:00

Your average Ohio house spider that devoured spiderman

score 19 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-01T00:27:30+00:00

In irl i had a spider in a tic tac container i fed him love bugs for like 5 days then dicided to just stop ...

He starved and died like 2 day later i gave him a lot of love bugs 😐

i think we tossed his curled body in the trash 😑

Up to pay respects to spider 🕷🙏🏻