I’m gonna kill it, kill it, kill it, eat some Arby’s and throw up, kill it, kill it, watch my favorite movie, kill it, kill it, and- oh what’s that? *logs in and every araneo died

This seemed like a good place

Human: Ugh, this cave is so hard to beat, if only there was an easier way..

Spamton: *warped laughing” hey! Its me [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] buy now get easy killing and FILTH! Introducing the Insect Gun!

Spamton: This spider is FILTHY, but only three shots from KITCHEN GUN

*noise x3*

Spamton: And its gone like new!

Spamton: watch how it cleeeeans this ARTHRO

*noise x3*

Spamton: bye-bye, FILTH

Spamton: monke.

*noise x3*

Spamton: i respect this KITCHEN GUN!

Spamton: Humans!

(Human level 60 has been killed!)

(Gamer level 76 has been killed!)

(AAAAEEEE level 89 has been killed!)

Spamton: ha *glitched laughing*

Don't go very close to them they will chew YOUR MANHOOD OFF!!!!

When I was five years old op this was how I explained spiders to my parents

To the person who wrote Giant enemy spider thing

I your friend

-WYVERN

Once I got a breed pair bred them hatched the baby then punched it to death and YEETED the mom off a cliff cuz I has arachnophobia

But I creative with admin commands and I has some broodmother lystrixes

Itsy Bittsy Araeno came out of the cave mouth

THEN CAME THE ASCENDANT LONGNECK RIFLE TO WIPE IT OUT

Hippity hoppity I give nightmares to thy

Normal people who actually have jobs: eww this is gross

Us, people who sit in their moms basements playing a dinosaur survival game all day: OH GOSH I COULD CUDDLE WOTH THIS THING MOM GIMME IT

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Looks like a frostbite from skyrim (with four fange TF)

Like it wasnt alread scary enough PS:wont give you superpowers

Ended my goddamn pursuit.

In American 🇺🇸 Ark players ride spider but in Russia 🇷🇺 Spider rides Ark Players.

These spiders are in caves, usually the caves are underground, (necessary for the upcoming joke), so they,

Come from the land down under

Where centipedes spit and it’s no blunder

It’s so far down you can’t hear the thunder.

Like for more.

YAY!!! Did ARK HAVE to add giant spiders!!!!!! It’s just getting worse...

Okay… ew

Words words words words

*flip flop*. BANG....

Oh shoot

To the person that corrected the person who said bugs are arachnids no you are wrong.

True bugs are assassin bugs and beetles and things like that

TO the person who said spiders were arachnids not bugs that’s not true arachnids are kinds of bugs, same as insects are. And yes the spider song is great ;)

me: *sees Araneo*

also me: *laughs in Australian*