Time the Araneo

Please take care of it.

Every time I am doing a cave and I see a spider I say to myself if that mf is going to web Me I will kill him, his wife, his children, his grandma, all of his friends and everyone he has ever loved

Don’t waste your time by shooting it with tranqs, I spent 20 minutes trying to find one and shot it with my tranqs, I just ended up killing it, same with an Arthroplura.

ONE BIT ME OF A CLIFF. BRUH WHY SPOODER MAN.

The not so itsy bitsy spider claimed up the water spout. Down came the arrow and killed the spider dead. Pretty much one shots for a areno

HOW IS THIS FREAKING SPIDER A PASSIVE TAME!?!?!?ITS A SPIDER!! ITS KILLS YOU!!!!!!! WHYYYYY!?!

A man eating spider what next à fiant sabertoothed rabbit?

It does not take kindly to having someone jump on its back and yell Arachnid

Power really loudly.

Araneo: I am the best spider ever hahahaha

Broot mother has entered the chat:

Araneo has left the chat:

Me: Mom, I want a Broodmother

Mom: Honey, we have one at home!

Me: Where, I haven’t seen it!!!

Mom: we have one of the little ones, like the ones that come out of its butt.

Me: That is not a Broodmother! Just like how our dimetrodon is not a spino!!!

Mom: Well-well-

Me: Stop buying tames from Walmart!!!

Me: why ark why spiders!

Ark: ooo Ima make her go to cave and ruin her life

Me: help

Big spider=all u need to know

Indoraptor was here

i was gonna do this in the middle chamber, i saw how GIANT they are.

Spider on Wall what im gona do now grab a Flame thrower and Burn the house down

Thr only thing that can kill this is

FUS RO DAH

Ark: The game that turns phobias of animals humongous, RIP fellow friends

Its a spee- a spi- a sppppp AN ARCHNID!!!!!!!!!!

I’m gonna kill it, kill it, kill it, eat some Arby’s and throw up, kill it, kill it, watch my favorite movie, kill it, kill it, and- oh what’s that? *logs in and every araneo died

This seemed like a good place

Human: Ugh, this cave is so hard to beat, if only there was an easier way..

Spamton: *warped laughing” hey! Its me [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] buy now get easy killing and FILTH! Introducing the Insect Gun!

Spamton: This spider is FILTHY, but only three shots from KITCHEN GUN

*noise x3*

Spamton: And its gone like new!

Spamton: watch how it cleeeeans this ARTHRO

*noise x3*

Spamton: bye-bye, FILTH

Spamton: monke.

*noise x3*

Spamton: i respect this KITCHEN GUN!

Spamton: Humans!

(Human level 60 has been killed!)

(Gamer level 76 has been killed!)

(AAAAEEEE level 89 has been killed!)

Spamton: ha *glitched laughing*

Don't go very close to them they will chew YOUR MANHOOD OFF!!!!