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Jokes and funny moments about the Angler from ARK players.

I will probably never encounter one because I am super scared of the ocean apart from the shore near my base. And don’t even get me started on caves!

I love just killing them all for angler gel once I wad looking for megalopolis and found 70 of them and I accidently shot them

Me:Me need foooood

Meh friend:GO GET SOME BOIII

Me:ok

Me:goes in sea looks for food friend yells COME BACK!!!!

Me:why?

Angler fish:HEY THERE BUDY HOW YA DOIN

Me:Oh crap

Me:REEEEEEEEEEEEE

me:sir, here is your toothpick

Angler:mrmm mrum... boo! boo!

me:what's wrong sir?

Angler:you gave me a wooden one you bitc!!!,now I will fill my big boo goo boos with your shit

Fun fact:

Real anglers breed by the minuscule males attaching to the larger females and effectively becomes part of the female, they fuse and share nutrients.

Why Wildcard didn’t include this is because it would be a pain to get Mate boosted or imprinted Anglers.

If you are me and you’ve seen one in real life your not really scared of the ones here instead you get nightmares about the real ones combined with other this one

He has bulbs for eyes is that a bad thing plz like so other ppl see this

They scare the shet outta me getting the artefact of the Hunter was traumatic Never Diong that shet again

The Legend of Ellanora (Ep4)

(I remember making this already but I’m not seeing so imma do it again srry if it posts twice)

The figure came out from behind the rock, but it wasn’t what Ella had suspected. It was a child! No older then 7 either. She came out from behind…

They’re like: “Hey do you want a piece of me! Wait actually I just got a new shirt.”