What are some funny jokes or stories about the andrewsarchus? Funny andrewsarchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
It looks like a wolf on steroids
It has a cannon on its back and I know so many ark players that don’t know it
Hey have you heard of the new kid named Andrew? “Yeah” I’ve heard his parents are sarchus ya know the rich ones “wow”
Get it Andrew sarchus hahaha 😂😂😂
Hope this made someone’s day
Yo these boys can wreck a wooden base, really good early game as they're fast and don't need a saddle.
Dog
Not dog
Absolutely not dog
Another pig, great…
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This is a very cool creature…I really have nothing to say…it’s like a water pig if that makes any sense…🐗💦
This thing can swim, fast you are not safe
Who else wants to see this fight with a thylacaleo?
I had a friend named Andrew in preschool and he’s back. Woo hoo
A mini gun saddle, don’t mind if I do.
This guy pretty cool also he kinda like a hippo
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He kick you and eat you as snacc
This happens to a phiomia or pig when it's gone drunk
Guy looks like he saw a giganotasaurus and tasted 30 sour patch kids in a row to not have nightmares
WHY IS THIS IN THW AQUATIC CATEGORY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He Attac
He Protecc
But most importantly… he have a turret on his back
When I die to a Andrew annnnnnnnnnndrrrrrrrreeew
Why is this under aquatic? I mean just why
It has a kill count on the inside of the saddle.