What are some funny jokes or stories about the andrewsarchus? Funny andrewsarchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: “why is this thing in aquatic”?
*goes into water*
Me: HOLY SH**!
ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning it’s also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too haven’t checked yet.
Up if u wanna brighten someone’s day! (:
Let’s call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy
the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row
Top mysteries ever
3. How was life created?
2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?
1. What the dog doin?
I love how thay say taming non violent when he kicks us in the face and trys to eat us !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Up if true
Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.
People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.
Bruh! This kind of 🦖 should be able to destroy at least thatch! I mean come on who agrees on that
Pumba get back in the basement
Of course it’s aquatic! It can do the doggy paddle.
Me when I tame andrewsarchus: HOG RIDAAAAAAA
You mess with Andrewsarchus
You end up as a carcass
I thought you passive tamed it by walking up to it and feeding it. I soon figured out that was a bad idea
ARK: they are aquatic.
me: no there not you stupid man!
ARK: you calling me stupid!?
me: ya cause there not aquatic.
ARK: yes they are.
me: no there not.
ARK: yes they are!
me: no there not!
fighting bell rings
Peppa pig when she finds out about guns
Bro looks like he read the terms and conditions
Soooo, I tamed one of these things it took me 1 hour to tame it and a max level giga came around and killed him I tamed the giga and called him doggyslayer and now every time I walk by him I shoot him with my sniper once
Yo these boys can wreck a wooden base, really good early game as they're fast and don't need a saddle.
Anyone else notice how these are listed under aquatic.
A pig with a minigun. What’s next ark? A dodo with a rocket launcher?