Damn you still cringing over those 5 damn lemons?

*looks at slightly large lemon pile*

Oh so they force you to consume lemons, okay then.

the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row

Let’s call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy

-sarco master

Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.

People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.

Why is this an aquatic creature

I know it can swim but its not aquatic

Top mysteries ever

3. How was life created?

2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?

1. What the dog doin?

Me: “why is this thing in aquatic”?

*tames one*

*goes into water*

Me: HOLY SH**!

ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning it’s also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too haven’t checked yet.

Pumba get back in the basement

When you wake up to early and you look like this

Me when I tame andrewsarchus: HOG RIDAAAAAAA