the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row

Let’s call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy

-sarco master

Me: “why is this thing in aquatic”?

*tames one*

*goes into water*

Me: HOLY SH**!

ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning it’s also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too haven’t checked yet.

Up if u wanna brighten someone’s day! (:

Top mysteries ever

3. How was life created?

2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?

1. What the dog doin?

Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.

People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.

Pumba get back in the basement

I love how thay say taming non violent when he kicks us in the face and trys to eat us !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Up if true

My friend ran and slid at me then he died

Me when I tame andrewsarchus: HOG RIDAAAAAAA

You mess with Andrewsarchus

You end up as a carcass