the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row

Let’s call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy

-sarco master

Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.

People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.

Top mysteries ever

3. How was life created?

2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?

1. What the dog doin?

Pumba get back in the basement

Me: “why is this thing in aquatic”?

*tames one*

*goes into water*

Me: HOLY SH**!

ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning it’s also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too haven’t checked yet.

Me when I tame andrewsarchus: HOG RIDAAAAAAA

You mess with Andrewsarchus

You end up as a carcass

Peppa pig when she finds out about guns

I thought you passive tamed it by walking up to it and feeding it. I soon figured out that was a bad idea

Bruh! This kind of 🦖 should be able to destroy at least thatch! I mean come on who agrees on that

Fans: ADD SOMETHING FIERCE

Ark devs: pig

Fans: you serious right neow bro

Fans 2 minutes later: AWW HECK YEAH BRO THIS PIG IS AMAZING

When Peppa Pig found out about stuff like Call of Duty

Of course it’s aquatic! It can do the doggy paddle.

Just realized my name is Andrew ;-;

I’ll just wait to be tamed I guess…

When you wake up to early and you look like this

Explain this to me, Nothing attacks a dinopithicus, but everything under the sun wants to fight this guy

Why is this an aquatic creature

I know it can swim but its not aquatic

Like a daeodon and a direbear with a minigun. OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Up for the pig with a GUN on its back