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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the andrewsarchus? Funny andrewsarchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Valve : we need a new class for tf2
Valve worker : HEAVY, HE HAS MINIGUN
Valve : good idea
*Heavy gets added*
Years later
Wildcard : we need new dino for fjordur
Wildcard worker 1 : must be a mix of a pig dog and wolf that has eaten 2kg crack
Wildcard : good idea
Wildcard worker 2 (plays TF2) : HE NEEDS A MINIGUN SADDLE AND I WANNA CALL IT HEAVY
Wildcard : nah, whats your name?
Wildcard worker 2 : Andrew
Wildcard : so shall it be named andrewsarchus
Days later
*Players like me see it*
Players like me : ayo im gonna rush rockwell prime with this guy
Rockwell prime : oh n-
By the ark player Alter john (server 1129)
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