What happens when you feed a deodon steroids

La chonk

Omg I was playing call of duty and I see someone riding an Andrew with mini guns

Anyone else notice how these are listed under aquatic.

It looks like a pig and a dog mixed together

Put a saddle on mine and now it’s a warhog

Behold the land/water minigun turret fat piggy

Pig does not bite or scratch but pig uses G U N.

Let’s hope that the minigun is just as good taking down air targets as the CIWS.

ARK: they are aquatic.

me: no there not you stupid man!

ARK: you calling me stupid!?

me: ya cause there not aquatic.

ARK: yes they are.

me: no there not.

ARK: yes they are!

me: no there not!

fighting bell rings

A pig with a minigun. What’s next ark? A dodo with a rocket launcher?

Velenosaur: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary."

It looks like mixture of something……

Go into frist person while on saddle and look around

Velonausaur: I’m the og here mr pig on champagne named Andrew

The Andrewsaurchus: blows up velo with machine gun………

Ye boiiiiiii

Man, the andrewsarchis looks constipated big time…

Wait wait wait Andrewsarchus sarchus… I KNOW ITS ANDREW MIXED WITH A SARCO “people named Andrew REEEEEE”

Soooo, I tamed one of these things it took me 1 hour to tame it and a max level giga came around and killed him I tamed the giga and called him doggyslayer and now every time I walk by him I shoot him with my sniper once

Weird daeodon hyena looking thing

Lemon Dog

No questions asked