Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Valve : we need a new class for tf2
Valve worker : HEAVY, HE HAS MINIGUN
Valve : good idea
*Heavy gets added*
Years later
Wildcard : we need new dino for fjordur
Wildcard worker 1 : must be a mix of a pig dog and wolf that has eaten 2kg crack
Wildcard : good idea
Wildcard worker 2 (plays TF2) : HE NEEDS A MINIGUN SADDLE AND I WANNA CALL IT HEAVY
Wildcard : nah, whats your name?
Wildcard worker 2 : Andrew
Wildcard : so shall it be named andrewsarchus
Days later
*Players like me see it*
Players like me : ayo im gonna rush rockwell prime with this guy
Rockwell prime : oh n-
By the ark player Alter john (server 1129)
More Andrewsarchus Funny Tips
the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row
Letβs call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy
-sarco master
Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.
People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.
Top mysteries ever
3. How was life created?
2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?
1. What the dog doin?
Me: βwhy is this thing in aquaticβ?
*tames one*
*goes into water*
Me: HOLY SH**!
ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning itβs also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too havenβt checked yet.
Pumba get back in the basement
Me when I tame andrewsarchus: HOG RIDAAAAAAA
You mess with Andrewsarchus
You end up as a carcass
Peppa pig when she finds out about guns
I thought you passive tamed it by walking up to it and feeding it. I soon figured out that was a bad idea