Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Valve : we need a new class for tf2
Valve worker : HEAVY, HE HAS MINIGUN
Valve : good idea
*Heavy gets added*
Years later
Wildcard : we need new dino for fjordur
Wildcard worker 1 : must be a mix of a pig dog and wolf that has eaten 2kg crack
Wildcard : good idea
Wildcard worker 2 (plays TF2) : HE NEEDS A MINIGUN SADDLE AND I WANNA CALL IT HEAVY
Wildcard : nah, whats your name?
Wildcard worker 2 : Andrew
Wildcard : so shall it be named andrewsarchus
Days later
*Players like me see it*
Players like me : ayo im gonna rush rockwell prime with this guy
Rockwell prime : oh n-
By the ark player Alter john (server 1129)
More Andrewsarchus Funny Tips
Bla bla bla bla bla Bella a
Bla bla bla bla b l a bl a b la
the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row
Letβs call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy
-sarco master
It looks like a pig and a dog mixed together
Peppa Pig and Danny Dogs child:
Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.
People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.
Me: βwhy is this thing in aquaticβ?
*tames one*
*goes into water*
Me: HOLY SH**!
ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning itβs also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too havenβt checked yet.
Top mysteries ever
3. How was life created?
2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?
1. What the dog doin?
It looks like mixture of somethingβ¦β¦
Pumba get back in the basement