Once upon a time there was an ammonite that was just swimming around minding it's own business when a random survivor punched it and the ammonite decided to send out a giant gas cloud causing all ocean creatures to attack and forever hate the survivor and to this day they still kill that survivor every time he enters the water

Ocean wars: remember of the ammonite

BRO I don’t doubt that when this was alive it lived in OHIO 💀🫢🧬

The most forgotten creature ever.

Son pass me the oil jug

“hit me I dare you” -smug ammonite

Makes no difference if everything attacks me. Even without the fart distress call I could just be chillin and 30 mega ladies and jellyfish start swimming after me

There once was an ark player that went to sea

An punched an ammonitey!

Epilogue.

Mosasaurs in the ocean, like to eat people who hit ammonites

Or any people

BRO IS THAT SCYLLA WITHOUT THE LIMBS???

Extremely useful for black pearls, the only annoyih thing is the rage debuff, prepare for that cute level 390 alpha mosa

He's not an ammonite. He has been granted the rank of Oceanmaster.

(Get it, cause like, the oceanmaster controls all the sea animals... Aquaman refrence anyone? No? Okay I'll go.)

Welcome back to dumb noob and vewy smart pro Noob:(slaps ammonite)

Pro:U HAVE DOMMED US. Noob:ALL I am a vewy good wabbit

Pro:(takes off on mega). Noob:(looks at his dolphin). Mosa:(eats dolphin). Ark:Noob lvl 2 was killed by a lvl 1 mosa

Me: ~Finds a lizard on the playground~

Everyone else: SCREEE SQUISH IT GIMME AHHH

Me: DON’T TOUCH GREG-

That one kid: ~tries to squish lizard~

Everyone else: BRUH YOUR SO NOT COOL YOU CANT PLAY WITH US ANYMORE

Yeah uhm thats like kids version of amminote

It’s day 4 *heavy breathing* I think they’re still after me. Darn ammonites…

Aqua from ark the book series s1 ep21

Few words for this guy annoying, coward , and has farts that call for backup

Armonite:*farts*

Me:ewww why you fart

Armonite:I did not you smelt it you felt it

*hearing alpha lead and alpha mosa and alpha meg*

Me:ahhhhhhh just keep swimming he farted not me don’t get me he did it

Armonite: hahahahahaha

I was in the middle of killing a mosasaur then that one little guy ruined everything he walked into my battle I hit it on accident it did its little thing It made 7 megalodons 5 mosasaurs and 10 plesiosaurs come straight at me I lost all my journey men armor my lvl 247 baryonyx

Me: slaps ammonite with my manta

Ammonite: time for u to learn the conseq-

Me: kills it

Also me: run back up to shore

Me: hits ammmonite because it look like spaghetti ammonite : farts:me heeeccckk every sea creature known to man kind let me introduce myself then dancing coffin meme

“Where the river runs red” (chap 3)

Republican headquarters in on a relatively quiet part of the western front. Bob is sitting down on a bench drinking some magoberry juice when somebody calls him “private. The general is asking for you.” Bob gets up and walks to the maze of hallways to the generals office. “Come in!” He says. Bob enters. “I called you for a very important reason. General hawks has decided to launch an attack against the loyalist army in an area not known for much fighting. What he does not know however is that the loyalists are building an imposing defense. We ask you to give the order to call of the attack. If not. 3000 men and dinos will die.” Bob looks at the general. “We will transport you to the swamp. From their you head northeast. In the redwoods a partisan group will give you supplies. Then your head north again. And deliver the message.” “Ok sir.” Bob replies. “ good good. Best of luck. Oh and also. You have a week” the general adds. “Your take is outside.”