Me: ~Finds a lizard on the playground~
Everyone else: SCREEE SQUISH IT GIMME AHHH
Me: DON’T TOUCH GREG-
That one kid: ~tries to squish lizard~
Everyone else: BRUH YOUR SO NOT COOL YOU CANT PLAY WITH US ANYMORE
Yeah uhm thats like kids version of amminote
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
Just like megumi if theres a threat it calls in something way too strong
this thing has a lot of friends. if you hit it their friends will attack you. Who are their friends exactly? The entire shucking Atlantic Ocean sprinkled with a bit of Mariana Trench.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Player: *hits ammonite*
Ocean: really?
Ammonite: *farts*
Player: *looks behind them*
Player: Oh sh-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
You: You can’t defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
(Documetry)
Watch, as the gorgeous ammonite defends itself for its life as the entire ocean comes to engulf the attacker.
-chicken nugget council