Once upon a time there was an ammonite that was just swimming around minding it's own business when a random survivor punched it and the ammonite decided to send out a giant gas cloud causing all ocean creatures to attack and forever hate the survivor and to this day they still kill that survivor every time he enters the water
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
Female player: *Hits ammonite*
Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?
Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.
*Mosasaur roaring noise*
Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*