Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ammonite: get breathed on
Ammonite: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The entire ark ocean: Enemy spotted.
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
Scammer: Want lotβs of loot?
Noob:yes!
Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!
Noob: why would I want to go there?
Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!
Noob: do they give me loot?
Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!
Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him βmaybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.β Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*