Scammer: Want lot’s of loot?

Noob:yes!

Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!

Noob: why would I want to go there?

Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!

Noob: do they give me loot?

Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!

Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.

Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.

One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas

You: You can’t defeat me.

Ammonite: No I know, but he can.

(You turn around)

Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

My cousin was hitting a Ammonite and then he got splattered and everything was following him like he has free food.

Accidentally hit it

Me: sorry

The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.